Sav/25 @zinathe - Tumblr Blog

if a hamburger and a cheeseburger have a baby it most likely will have cheese on it because the cheese trait come from a dominant gene

greelin

well i think we all would. You’re not special

lucytara

the first rule of eating pussy is to have fun and be yourself

dumbpuppyfag

stop trying to suck me off i'm not done telling jokes

willgrahamscock

you’re not alone, someone else is reading this post at the same time as you

fanfic-fucker

crevicedwelling

if you have a long beak it must feel sooo good to hold a little red fruit in it

crevicedwelling

this guy knows what’s up

So real

my parents trying to figure out what to get me for christmas

inkmothnexus

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

inkmothnexus

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

thorne1435

people will say this so many times. and no one will ever process it.

y'know when jessica rabbit is asked what she sees in her cringefail man? and she's like "He makes me laugh"? That's a real thing.

If you are fun to be around, that's just how it goes. It's literally that easy. Be an enjoyable person. Be adorable, be funny, be something that makes them *want* to be around you. Seriously, actually. And don't strive to be pretty either, cause you won't be for long. Strive to be charming.