what

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

[clownclownclown]

It’s like a dishwasher

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

[little-kittykitty-deactivated20]

[itskyalenotkyle]

Mood for 2018

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

I’m watching this everyday

[stimman3000]

me: I’m feeling very keanu #15 today :(

my therapist: for the last time. I want to help you but I have no idea what that means

[smittenkittenmn]

[cocknurse2-deactivated20190914]

sex for the first time

[aviholic-deactivated20160802]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO DELETE THISSSS

[french-toast-dicks]

This is on the door to my art room

[la-laborista-republiko]

[kitch-n-sync]

Me, taking my pants off at the store to bring home two gallons of Arizona tea

[gordacrybaby-deactivated2017090]

QUE SON ESOS

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

That better be “what are those” in Spanish.

[browsedankmemes]

[exposingland-deactivated2022052]

Oprah receiving the Cecil B. DeMille Award at the 2018 Golden Globes. Blazing the way forward for women entertainment everywhere – especially women of color. 

[kingfatfemmie]

My Mississippian hero. She is literally the reason why I know that I have the ability to be whatever I want no matter where I come from…. literally God’s outwardly loud expression of the power that black women harness. It is also not lost the black women before me, now, and future that willed and will the mountains of strength and powers to succeed and be great.

[onlyblackgirl]

I’m Viola

[midnightmurdershow]

What We Do in the Shadows (2014) Directed by Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi

[pochowek]

the internet has redefined cringe for me from “the general feeling when you suck air through your clenched teeth and veins on your neck pop up” to “feeling second hand embarrassment because someone is being stupid on the internet” so this didnt make sense to me at all

[hustlerose]

(me falling into a hole in the jungle and getting absolutely fucking eviscerated) oh fuck cringe lol

[smitethestate]

Silicon Valley elites are spending $60 for less than 3 gallons of dangerous, unfiltered water — and it's flying off the shelves

People in San Francisco are spending $60 for untreated, unfiltered water — and it is so popular, stores are apparently having a hard time keeping it in...

People in San Francisco are spending $37 for untreated, unfiltered water — and it is so popular, stores are apparently having a hard time keeping it in stock.

Other Silicon Valley insiders are gathering and storing their own spring water, which has not been treated.

Consuming “raw” water can spread infections such as cholera, Hepatitis A, and E. coli.

I’M SCREAMOGFRSGJH;AOERSD

[sage-hendricks]

Not always, but sometimes, I hate being from here

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Who need a Guillotine when they’re just gonna kill themselves

[orgy-of-nerdiness]

“You can’t stop consenting adults from being stupid,” [food safety expert Bill] Marler said. “But, we should at least try.”

[mrv3000]

“It has a vaguely mild sweetness, a nice smooth mouth feel, nothing that overwhelms the flavor profile,”

quote from a store in a NY Times Article

I swear this sounds like a plot from Arrested Development.

[bob-belcher]

[julianbashir]

wheres that venn diagram chart of muppet names

[julianbashir]

here it is

[thoracs]

my cat when i refill her food bowl: ……..

my cat when i drop a candy wrapper on the floor:

[chromolume]

the most exciting thing about tumblr is when you’re reading an issue post and you have to guess if you’re supposed to agree with it or not before getting to the last comment

[pinchepocho-deactivated20171008]

Do some of you not form your own opinions? Yikes

[chromolume]

oh shit i guess this is a bad post