help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time
help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels
trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
dirt enthusiast
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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#extradirty
Mike Driver
KIROKAZE

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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DEAR READER

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Claire Keane
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
d e v o n
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@zipprus
help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time
help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels
it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck
you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo
i know i’ve talked about this before but it’s really insane when you were passively suicidal for two decades and out of the blue you catch yourself saying shit like “i’ve been trying to eat a lot of fibre because i don’t want to risk colorectal cancer in my 40s” like okay … 40s are part of the plan now?
sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing
babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world
The blog post is pretty great too.
i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this
2026 still no strap you can feel
never kill yourself. your next mango is closer than you think.
no joke this is the best thing anyone has ever said to me. you just changed my life
*meows loud as fuck to no avail*
he has beautiful doe eyes and im like a ford f-150 going 80mph in the middle of the night
Did You Learn?
you can lie on the floor in your home and the Soft Baby who lives there will approach you. this will increase your chance of contact with Nose Wet by 75%
fun fact: you don't need to be dead to haunt someone. you can literally go round to their house and do all the stuff a ghost would do right now
The really unfortunate thing about mental health progress is that sometimes you realize you've made it in the form of "wow, I haven't felt this bad in a fucking while"
On the one hand it's a bit of a pick me up in a dark place to know that this will pass because it has passed before on the other hand sometimes it isn't entirely a pleasant thought to go "wow, I used to feel like this all the time. That was pretty fucking bad. It's pretty bad right now too also."
Someday your current baseline will be the sort of thing you consider A Really Bad Day. It does get better.
my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.
Your monkeys ?
those aren’t mine.