She Looks Kinda Dead, But She's Nice

30 with a headache and a law degree. Accidental CEO of Ascended Dadstarion. Wired to thrive on dysfunction. Terfs/bootlickers gtfo

[brucesterling]

[hymen-restoration-project]

Kermit the frog just lets Miss Piggy fuck whoever she wants but he has to sit on the cuck stool, sadly jerking his felt green felt cock at a rate of about point three jerks per minute, and if that isn't true magical girl power that I don't know what is. Blessed are the divas for they will inherit the mirth. 🍆🤏

[hymen-restoration-project]

I know everybody out there is always saying don't kill yourself but I think everybody else should also not weigh themselves either. Never ever ever ever ever ever ever weigh yourself.

[tidesandtwilight]

I respect your defense of bisexual woman and all but I just don’t want to put my mouth somewhere I know a dick has been

Yall out here acting like these girls’ pussies be haunted by the ghosts of penises past, this ain’t a Dickmas Carol, be so fucking for real

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[carolxdanvers]

"women are tainted by their previous sexual encounters" doesn't become less openly misogynistic just because it's said by a woman btw

[its-emimi]

[horseman-bojack]

[macabrevampire]

one good thing abt being annoying abt your interests is that sometimes other people will want to get into it too AND they'll talk to you about it <3

[schistcity]

i come from the 8tracks generation where you weren't allowed to just dump three and a half twee indie folk/tswift records into a fanmix and call it done. on 8tracks you had 8+ handpicked songs in rigid chronological order and an accompanying mission statement and thesis defence detailing exactly why each one applied to your derek x stiles coffee shop au AND cover/track-list art hodgepodged from stolen pinterest/tumblr aesthetic photography, and all of this was done under constant threat of death because it was the DMCA wild west and the site was in a constant state of gradual collapse.

[sexchangedotcom]

psychiatrist just finished my evaluation and they said i have a curse most ancient

[swarnpert]

insane fucking slogan

[the-gun-licker]

Every part of that sign is GOLD. Fucking Orc-ass name. The sword as their logo, and the Gs make it look good! Their slogan is just one part of an awesome whole

[ziziphoenix]

I’ve been in the bg3 fandom for two years now and I’m honestly disappointed at how little Spawn/Ascended Astarion ship art (or art of Spawn beating up AA like he deserves)

This fandom is full of cowards

[gammadoppler]

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

[ghodaer]

[halorvic]

[stevishabitat]

[love]

[butchious]

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

[poison-doll]

i think they're called catholics

[croaker-conspiracies]

M̶u̷p̶p̷e̴t̷ ̷o̴n̵ ̸t̷h̴e̸ ̶m̷i̵n̴d̸

[the-muppet-joker]

S-stop making these! I cant handle this. His arched back. The view of his Muppet Hole, all coy from the side, like he's trying to hide it. What a tease. God, the gloves, the heals.... his Muppet Ass... you're SICK! You're a SICKO! Kermit is a wholesome family man. He would NEVER wear gloves and be inside my brain with his hole just out in the open, for anyone to see... oh... oh my...

[seravph]

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

[rottenlittlefink]

Red Delicious Apples

[punk-rocking-nerd]