We Are The New Astronomers☽

Cancer Sun // Cancer Moon // Libra Rising ♡Astrology bitch♡

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[openyourthird-eye]

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

[sadhearts]

LEMME TELL U SOMETHING THIS SHIT WORKS

[intellectual-rose]

YES THIS CAME UP ON MY DASH AGAIN.

[highlyglamorous]

eat more fruit drink more water get more sleep go outside more love yourself

[zahraaxix]

[everydaycancergirl-blog]

The signs are searching

How to be deadly: Aries, Aquarius, Capricorn, Sagittarius

How to be pretty: Libra, Taurus, Pisces, Gemini

Both: Leo, Cancer, Scorpio, Virgo

[horoscopecentral]

Signs forgetting an assignment

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO: Virgo, Aries, Pisces, Sagittarius

*quickly scribbles some numbers to look like work*: Gemini, Scorpio, Leo, Taurus

Wait…what’s homework?: Cancer, Libra, Capricorn, Aquarius

[novice-heartbreaker-deactivated]

the person I reblogged this from is an angel

[biggbbrother21]

reblog while you still can

[zodiacsociety]

Signs When Nervous:

Aries: fidgets leg Taurus: plays with hair Gemini: bites lips Cancer: forgets how to walk or doesn’t know what to do with hands. Leo: walks around. Virgo: plays with nails Libra: tries to pretend they are doing something. Scorpio: looks around a lot Sagittarius: laughs loudly Capricorn: doodles something on their arm or hands Aquarius: tries to stay still and quiet Pisces: physically there, mentally somewhere else.

[zodiacsociety]

When your sign is sad:

Aries: They’ll be angry first before ever crying. Taurus: They’ll need lots of comforting and affection. Gemini: reckless will become their middle name. Cancer: shut off, shut out, eyes closed, blankets. Leo: what is hygiene. Virgo: doing a 180 on what mattered to them. Libra: lashing out, and lashing out more when they realize people only liked them because they were nice. Scorpio: the end of the world Sagittarius: holed up or out all. The. Time. Capricorn: what’s the point anymore Aquarius: leave me alone. Pisces: fuels their art.

[zodiaccuties-blog]

Signs when someone is not responding to their text

I hope you're writing me a fucking essay: Gemini, Leo, Aquarius

Waits patiently for 2412638 years: Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn

Spams them for not replying: Aries, Virgo, Sagittarius

Doubts themselves if they have done wrong: Cancer, Libra, Pisces

[arabbara]

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

[xoellle-deactivated20190624]

this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging

[zodiacguidesource]

Important Dates for the Signs in September

ig//zodiacguide

Aries: 8, 19, 24

Taurus: 9, 19, 29

Gemini: 9, 19, 29

Cancer: 7, 19, 25

Leo: 3, 12, 26

Virgo: 9, 24, 26

Libra: 16, 25, 29

Scorpio: 10, 19, 23

Sagittarius: 6, 14, 29

Capricorn: 5, 16, 28

Aquarius: 9, 25, 30

Pisces: 11, 22, 28

[zodiaccuties-blog]

HOW MUCH (PHYSICAL) PAIN THE SIGNS CAN TOLERATE

Aries: On a regular basis, not a lot. But when they're really pissed off, it's like they're on PCP. A grenade could blow off their leg and they'd think it was a mosquito bite or something.

Taurus: A ridiculous amount, and you'd never even know they're in pain. They still look like they're chilling.

Gemini: They have an abnormally small pain capacity. Cries at the doctor's office, cries while getting tattoos, and probably cried while getting their ears pierced.

Cancer: They're too upset thinking about what happened to them at 11:52 a.m. on October 3rd, 2011 to feel any physical pain.

Leo: They can withstand a normal amount of pain, but not without an obnoxious amount of whining, yelling, complaining, and tears.

Virgo: Pretends to have a high pain tolerance, really doesn't. Thinks that a small pinch on the bottom of their foot was actually a deadly spider bite.

Libra: Normal pain tolerance, but deathly afraid of needles. Would rather get hit by a bus than donate blood.

Scorpio: Really low pain tolerance but would never ever show it. Yeah I just got punched in the face but I barely felt it hahaha

Sagittarius: High pain tolerance. The type of person that hits themselves when they stub their toe to distract themselves.

Capricorn: Ranges from low to really high...a papercut will have them bawling but getting hit on the head with a hammer wasn't that bad, tbh

Aquarius: Low key enjoys pain??? #KinkShamingAquarius

Pisces: The highest pain tolerance of the zodiac signs, surprisingly. They're too busy living in their head and being totally out of it that they didn't notice that they just got stabbed.

[zodiac-land]

The signs as aesthetic things:

Aries: Knee socks, CD’s, angry guitar sounds, cold water, sport shoes

Taurus: Rainy days, hot drinks, leaves, long hair, flowers

Gemini: Old video games, plants, 90’s clothes, long walks

Cancer: Tears on a pillow, cotton candy, pink lipstick, curly hair

Leo: Museums, yellow flowers, lakes, perfumes, tv-series

Virgo: Green leaves, black hair, cardigans, posters, paintings

Libra: White cats, snow, fresh sheets, clouds

Scorpio: Indie rock, cactuses, dark eyeshadow, chocolate, sunflowers

Sagittarius: Roadtrips, silent hugs, kayaking, warm water, bath bombs

Capricorn: White t-shirts, plattform shoes, running, dark skies

Aquarius: Concerts, flower shops, lipstick, fields, sunsets, traveling, hugs

Pisces: Music, guitars, backpacks, fairy lights, waterfalls

Requested by @zugar-angel ❃

-👽

[4doors-deactivated20141231]

[erectedirwin-deactivated2017032]

the signs

so I really wanted to do one of there “the signs inspired by people I know in those signs” type posts so here it is!

Aries: very passionate, need to make everything into a discussion, will make you feel a little stupid, even if they aren’t attractive they are so attractive its weird, WILL fight for their friends ALWAYS, family problems, sO much energy its scary at times, freaky in bed (like next level), anger issues

Taurus: literally ALWAYS sleeping, ALWAYS hungry, so fucking beautiful wth, taurus women are often so powerful, very sweet to everyone but low-key bitches behind peoples backs, party animals omg, on and off friends, takes 10 hours naps

Gemini: very weird and in your face people, DRAMAQUEENS, but I lowkey love them, can never keep a secret, sleeps a lot too, book and film nerds, friends with everyone even people they hate, very annoying at times, BUT very funny, will fuck you up, energetic af, loUD AF

Cancer: either the worst or the best people you will ever meet, so family oriented, often good cooks, cute, sweater paws, likes walks? a little weird, but very funny, insecure, amazing laughs and pretty eyes

Leo: the funniest sign, sO HOT, nice hair, highkey assholes, very rude to anyone who aren’t in their close circle, also party animals, LOVE to dance, very obscure humor, kinky fucks, likes to chase and gets tired when they finally get what they want, hard to read, you love them even if they treat you bad, those types of people you feel the need to be liked by, anxiety

Virgo: so fucking stressed always, artistic, selfish but also very selfless its weird, vERY passionate, pretty, petty!, loves to help others but so bad at helping themselves, kinky assholes, know-it-alls but low-key dumb at times, whiny crybabies, loves being babied behind closed doors but so independent other wise, intimidating

Libra: so hard to read, very on and off people, super funny, kind of mean, some of them are so FUCKING annoying and others are sweethearts, rude and dirty sense of humor, can drink like a sailor, either you love em or you hate em, closed-off, seems really put together, kind off intimidating

Scorpio: DRAMAQUEENS, selfish, lovely laughs, funny, makes bad choices, sweethearts, makes good cake, parties a lot, high key weirdoes, very sensual, very open about their personal life, loves to be the host, HOT, not that good at relationships

Sagittaruis: WILD, will go OFF at a party, so weird its funny, very cute, messy and clumsy, sweethearts that want the best for you, awkward, knows everyone for some reason, loves their friends a lot, YELLS A LOT, weirdest laughs omfg

Capricorn: known as the boring sign, but are actually super fun people, very family and work oriented, gets too caught up in work/school/free time activities that they forget their friends, funny, energetic, loves to spend time with their families, good at flirting but scared of relationships, amazing friends

Aquarius: so fucking funny, music lovers, so fucking pretty omfg, kinky AF, will fuck you up though, horror movie enthusiasts, sick humor, this sign is also such a hit and miss, really cool people mostly, also a sign you feel like you have to be liked by, this sign is a mess at parties honestly how are they still alive, will pee anywhere

Pisces: politics, kind of awkward but super funny, sweethearts, very active people, like really sporty, rough childhood, good hair, amazing friends, nothing goes their way though I feel sorry for you all, so fucking pretty its annoying, all of the pisces people I know are either outside or doing something active in their profile pic on Facebook

[averagefairy]

cleaning with a mr clean magic eraser is such a sensual experience like the mess just goes away it’s so easy…… i just cleaned the fridge and i was turned on the whole time. mr clean owns my ass

[notlostonanadventure]

This is the weirdest viral marketing campaign ever

[averagefairy]

ITS NOT SPONSORED IM JUST A FREAK FOR QUALITY CLEANING SUPPLIES

[1111astrology]

Virgos Be Like

[zodiaccuties-blog]

HOW CANCER SEES THE SIGNS

Aries: ur mean

Taurus: ur nice

Gemini: ur a bully who talks a lot

Cancer: *insert emo shit here*

Leo: ur not that great

Virgo: hi

Libra: bye

Scorpio: yay

Sagittarius: EMOTIONS R BEAUTIFUL FUCK U

Capricorn: i love you mommy

Aquarius: who?

Pisces: *cries in japanese*