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Is anyone else getting ads on..... How to kill the monkey King?
Oh this is delightful
feeling sad tonight lads bc im feelin more and more like they’re just straight up not going to give us another update they’re just going to abandon p101 :(
Which Presidio companion is your favorite?
ooh good question!! i gotta say my favorite character is lucky jack russell, because he was the presidio companion for my first pirate (aka zoe herself) so I’m pretty loyal to him. BUT i love dead mike’s dialogue because he’s hilarious, so him too. but also like, I think the most useful in battle would have to be milo graytail. sooooooo those are my top three!
birgus latro on the other hand is boring AND useless I’M JUST SAYING
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*sips tea* best girl bonnie
I HATE ECEVERUTHING!!!!!‘nn EM!!! NOBODY CAB FUCKING FUCK A FUCKING FUCKKN CLOCKWORK YOU CANT FUCK A CLOCKWORK YOU CANT DO IT!!!!! YOU CANT FUCK A FUCKING CLOCKWORK IT HAS NOTHING TO FUCK THERE IS LIYERALLY NOTHJNG THERE KR WOULD HURT!!!! IT WOULD HURT AND BE COLD AND NOT FUN!! NO FUN AT FUCKING A FUCKINH CLCOKWORK AND HWRE IS THIS FUCKING TEEN THT IM GONNA FUCKING /KINKSHAME/ CALL ME THE PUREST FORM OF A FUCKING K I N K S H A M E R BECAUSE YOU CANT FUCK A CLOCKWORK IM GONNNABBABANA SAY IT A FUCKING GAIN YOU CANNOT BY ANY FUCKING MEANS FUCK A GEARMAN GEARDADDY GEARY GUY NO THERES NO WAY THERES NOTHING THERE YOU GONNA FUCKING???? RUB YOUR GENITALS ON A GEAR??? ON A PELVIS YOU WNANA GRIND ON A GEARY FUCKING PELVISCvv??? REALLY????????????FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU C A N N O T C A N N T FUCK A C L O C K W O R K IM SO MAD IM SOMAS IM SO MAS I SHSODMAD IMSO MAD IMNSOMAD IMSOMAD IMSOA MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD. YOU CANT FUCK A CLOCKWORK I WANNA PPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH SONETHING YOU FANT FUCK A CLCOKWORJ YOU CANT CUFUCK A CLCOCWOTK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YYYYYYPI CANT FYCKCA A FUCKCING CLXOKWORK BYIU CANT FUCK A NOKNE OU WVAKAMKNSHSGWHSUWMUWKANODUWLAOWTWIWPQMSBGXTXISWPPQEYEBXH YCKWOW GRONSHS YOU CANT MMM MM YIU CANNOT MMM F U CK A C L O X K W O R K ROBOPHEILA IS A FUCKCINBH CRIMW WABNA GO TO FUCKING PRISON YOU DIRTY GEAR FUCKER?????? YOU FUCK GEARS?????? RUSTY GEARS!?????!? YOH WANNA FUCKING DIE???? ITS!!!! FAKEBbb!!!!!! KANE IS A FUCKIG GEAR MAN G E A R. GE A R. GEARARER GEEEERARAAAAR HES A GAER GEARS GSBEAARS HE HAS NO MAGIC FUCKING WIRE DICK HE HAS NOTHING HE HAS GEARS ANS NO PELVIS I WANT TO CONNIT AUICIDE HE HAS NO TONGUE HE CANT KISS YOU YOU DIRTY GEAR FUCKER HE HAS NO DICK HE CANT FUCK YOU YOU DIRTY GEAR FUCKER HE HAS NOTHING N O T H I N G ITS E M P T Y HAVE YOUEVER SEEEEEEN A CLXOKSWORKjrks?!?!!??! A FUCKING CKOCLWORK??!?!?!?!!??? v v vbbbbbbbiughkdmcgkydurtirgkhkg_ fycking CLOCKWOORKS??!?? GEAR!!!!!!!! GEARS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUCKING GEEEAAAARRRRS GEEEEEEAAAAAAAARS GEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS AEE YOU SAD HE HAS NO MEATY HANDS NO FAT FUCKING HANDS TO HOLD YOU WITH AT NIGHT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT NO HANDS HES A C L O C K WOR K CLOSCS !!!! !!! FUCK YALL!!!! FUCK YALL HE IS A FUCKING CLOCKWORK
Are any of your Pirate101 characters LGBT+?
BIG YES!! 💕🏳️🌈💕
In terms of my player characters, Zoe (L70 witchdoctor) is bi, and Jacob (level 55ish? can’t remember lol, swashbuckler) and Ian (baby privateer) are gay, and Harriet (L40 musketeer) is a big lesbian. Plus my baby buccaneer (Jane) and baby second swashbuckler (Orion) are most likely not hetero, but I haven’t truly gotten to know them yet so we’ll see!
And I’m also very opinionated on which companions are gay. Namely, Sarah Steele, Monkey King, of course Catbeard, Monkey King, Annie, Contessa, and Monkey King.
Thanks for attending today’s edition of tumblr user zoebellamy makes a childrens’ mmorpg part of the Gay Agenda(tm)!
hi. not sure how you feel about this random person asking you a question out of nowhere, but i'm playing pirate101 for the first time, i just started mooshu, and it is a LOT harder than i thought it would be. do you have any survival tips?
oh dude, i love people asking me questions out of nowhere, it makes me feel good about myself! and yes i do have some tips because mooshu is a BITCH!
the first thing i’d recommend is finding a questing partner bc that does really help, but if you’re anything like me you probably loathe questing with another player and would rather die than do that
so like if i’m soloing my strategy is usually to take out one enemy at a time. like instead of putting one companion on each enemy, i have all my companions attack one enemy. that way you actually feel like you’re making progress because it’s easier to take them out one at a time
plus that means fewer enemies left to attack your companions which makes them less likely to die
i always take every single one of the side quests, there’s a billion of them because mooshu is the WORST, but if you spend time collecting rice satchels for sheep villagers or whatev you’ll get more companion training points which is worth it in the long run
as much as possible, it helps to cater your teams to the enemies you’re facing. for example, i like to bring in my musketeers when i’m facing those horses with bows or musketeer ninja pigs, because they’ll be able to fire back with epics such as true grit. versus, if you bring bonnie anne into a fight against a bunch of swashbucklers, she doesn’t have any epics to hit melee enemies back so she’ll die quicker.
also, don’t be like me! my first time through I was reluctant to use any of my privateer-esque boost powers because i felt like it was a round wasted. but it’s not! yes you aren’t actively inflicting any damage but it’ll help in the long run
my final tip is: farm miranda until you get blood’s jacket. it’s a pain and it takes foreverrrr but that bitch makes you UNSTOPPABLE (esp when you use scratch’s mojo boost before casting blood flames)
i hope that was helpful! i truly believe that when i go to hell, my punishment will just be playing mooshu over and over again. because it is interminable. BUT if you are a smart player who thinks instead of just hitting as much as possible, you will survive!!!!! thx for allowing me to talk more about p101 bc i love it!!!
i love how kingsisle is so self-aware how long their quests are
gracie conrad from pirate101 is a wlw icon!
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had a nice lil journey into the Mooshu Void™ today!
hold on just a gosh dang moment krampus has HOW much health
me drinking my i love wizard101 juice
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listen i hate my entire self for spending so much time on this (i started it like 3 weeks ago lol??? why am i working so hard on this???) but here’s a list. do it and edit it if i missed any.
hi it’s been 2 years since book 15 was released
wizard101 was launched with 4 worlds in 2008. since then, 12 new worlds have been added.
pirate101 was launched with 5 worlds in 2012. since then, 2 new worlds have been added.
epics as vines
blade storm: (nothin but net) “LET’S GAAAAAAAHHHH”
parting shot: “why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING”
first strike: “BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO”
repel boarders: “ill kill you. im not even worried about it”
riposte: “im a bad bitch you can’t kill me”
vengeance strike: “try me bitch”
second chance: that one where the guy is trying to shovel snow without falling
getting hit sans epics: “ah fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this”