Zoey "The Bean"

Hello I haven't updated this in a hot moment I am Zoey, age 27, She/They/He in order of preference I am horny on main so this is an 18+ blog If you are a minor please do not interact with random adults on the internet like myself, espeicially if they are a horny account I am in a polycule but I don't mind flirting. Probably not posting pics

[ashes2caches]

happy tgirl, touching her breasts: wow… hrt really is magic…

materialist tgirl: no it isn’t. all of the effects can be explained via scientific inquiry.

[im-mender]

agnostic tgirl: nobody knows why hrt made your boobs so soft and pretty.

[covid-safer-hotties]

Covid caution is workers' rights praxis. Keep your comrades safe whether you work with them or rely upon their labor. Wear a quality respirator in public spaces.

[sailatina3]

As time goes on the idea of a "transtrender" gets funnier and funnier. At what point in time has there ever been a trend or clout to gain from being trans?

[sailatina3]

Gen z is getting into this new trend which involves losing all your friends and family and being effectively legal to rape and murder.

[sanguine-raven]

I shouldn't be at work. I should.be kisses you

[ashes2caches]

I need to kiss every square centimeter of a shy transfem. I need her to know that every part of her is loved.

[ashes2caches]

cutting up the shy transfem into bits and kissing every cubic centimeter. :)

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

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[lilyblisslys]

just saw a post that was a guy holding up a photo of a girl sucking two dicks while they're at a restaurant together or smth and i just wanna say straight men have 0 sauce in a threesome. two guys getting head and they're carefully positioned to have 0 skin touching at all. what's even the goddamn point

[sadqueerenergy]

white girl SHOCKS waitress by sucking her off to completion

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[fawnduu]

Do you guys think Abbi is an innocent little sweetie cow or a naughty cow who likes to bend the rules???

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[phossyjaw2]

injecting my annoying hopless birds with potion of shut the fuck up

[benditozorrito]

#straight up filling them like éclairs damn

[ailathemoodentity]

This fuckass video made me realise thar birda dont chew. They dont have to chew. They are birds. Fuck.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Who needs teeth when you can eat rocks instead

Or if you're a baby, just eat goo and skip the whole thing

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

^ me whenever i go crazy about a female character with massive tits

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]