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Tobin: Change is inedible.

Leif: Don’t you mean 'inevitable'?

Tobin, spitting out coins: No, I do not.

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Max, doing a crossword at his desk: Hey, I need a four letter word for annoyance.

Zoey: Leif.

Max: Oh. It fits.

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McKenzie: Squirrels don’t get married, Tobes.

Tobin: Like you could possibly know that.

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Joan: You strike me as the sort of person that had a hard time in high school.

Leif: Thank you?

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Zoey: Here you go, Joan! A nice, hot cup of coffee!

Joan: Eugh, this is cold already!

Zoey: Nice cup of coffee.

Joan: It’s horrible!

Zoey: Cup of coffee?

Joan: I’m not even sure this is coffee.

Zoey: ...Cup.

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Tobin: When will Ted himself finally show up to the talk?

McKenzie: The final boss.

Leif: You guys do know that TEDTalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?

Tobin: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer.

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Tobin: In my defense, it tasted really good. What am I supposed to do? Not eat the thing that tastes really good?

Leif: It made your mouth bleed because it was destroying your taste buds! You are not valid!

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Joan: Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Zoey: I did. I broke it.

Joan: No. No, you didn't. Tobin?

Tobin: Don't look at me, look at Leif.

Leif: What? I didn't break it.

Tobin: That's weird, how'd you even know it was broken?

Leif: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Tobin: Suspicious.

Leif: No, it's not.

Glenn: If it matters, probably not, but... McKenzie was the last one to use it.

McKenzie: Liar! I don't even drink that crap.

Glenn: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee bar earlier?

McKenzie: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Glenn!

Zoey: Okay, okay, let's not fight; I broke it, let me pay for it, Joan.

Joan: No. Who broke it?

Leif: Joan... Yasmeen has been really quiet.

Yasmeen: Oh, really?

Leif: Yes, really!

The group: (devolves into chaos)

Joan, to the side: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. (looks back at the group) Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.