Delusional Apathy

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[rainbowsylvie]

They said read the room, but he was Jared 19

[zomberflie]

So hey, I still exist.

Been a busy busy Zombie butterfly. Making many things.

Here’s one of them.

Enjoy!

[zomberflie]

titty

Why yes, I have two, and they’re lovely. Thank you for noticing.

[just-rainbow-thoughts]

Watch in awe as I have oral sex with your Mother and Wife!

@zomberflie HEY MOM?

[zomberflie]

Oh. Oh hells no.

I ain’t lettin no sweaty nonny near my glory bits. Thighs of doom gonna crack a skull like a watermelon.

[elvensemi]

Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM. 

[elvensemi]

I’m horrified at myself because I randomly decided on 4:12AM for an obscure and horrible hour in the morning, but after I posted I glanced down at the clock and 

did i just vaguepost about myself

[elvensemi]

There are two things I love about this post: 

the number of people who are, with apologies, That Friend

the fact it keeps getting splorts of notes every day at 4:12am

[just-rainbow-thoughts]

Aw HECK yeah

[just-shower-thoughts]

Pronouncing the “E” at the end of “Testosterone” makes it sound like a pasta.

[just-rainbow-thoughts]

Come get y’all’s transgetti

[stitch-please]

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[beneathgabrielswings-deactivate]

I made a thing..

[zomberflie]

Abso-fuckin-lutely!

[zomberflie]

Just so everyone knows.

This video is a realistic representation of my child, @rainbow-eeveegirl

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5B0UPtEpOQc

[positivity-in-pain]

It hurts everywhere. 😭

[zomberflie]

[zomberflie]

I’m having a sad.

Baby Norton fixes sads.

Please excuse my horrid cackle.

[psyche-os]

Visit Original Link

this is what this image sounds like

warning its a tad loud

[2sidedmonologue]

Hi friends! I need help- you see, we bought a bunch of foreign coins at an auction and we’re trying to figure out where they all belong. We’re just having issues translating this one. If you know the language and/country that would be awesome! Thanks 😊

[zomberflie]

Possibly a Thai baht from what I found on google. This page might help.

http://portlandcoins.blogspot.com/2013/10/reading-thai-numbers-and-dates.html?m=1

[above-dragon-deactivated2019040]

Ok that’s actually disgusting, here’s a link to their gofundme

[zomberflie]

Once more, with feeling!