Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 18
Deacon Hollow (Cinderella Boy)
Viktor (Arcane)
Roathe (Warframe)
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Three Goblin Art

oozey mess
trying on a metaphor
NASA
occasionally subtle

titsay
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
AnasAbdin

#extradirty
Cosmic Funnies
Keni
almost home
Acquired Stardust
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

Discoholic 🪩

pixel skylines
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Mike Driver
art blog(derogatory)

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@faeryn
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 18
Deacon Hollow (Cinderella Boy)
Viktor (Arcane)
Roathe (Warframe)
who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?
okay
these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction
Oh.
OH
Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning
I am so utterly fascinated by “Saki”, the 18-year-running mahjong manga in which you, the reader, become gradually, frog-boilingly aware (over the course of nearly two decades’ worth of mahjong tournaments) that none of these girls are wearing underwear and most of their boobs are slowly expanding.
I need you to understand that I have, like, an anthropological level fascination with this comic. From the perspective of someone who is also a comic artist and writer, two things delight me about it:
the fact that I understand completely how an artist gets from “the fans can have a little hint of skirted asscheek” to “the pussy is completely out on center page” over the course of 18 years; and
the way in which the pussy being out is treated by the characters and diegesis as being utterly unremarkable.
I have so many questions... How does one SUSPECT a manga character isn't wearing underwear? Like, sure, boobs are front and center amd you can see them get bigger panel by panel but how does this work for panties? Are there just that many upskirt shots?
Also how do you keep a manga about Mahjong going for 18 years, what??
Like this, mostly.
The boobs thing is arguably even funnier
I have an important update to this saga:
In chapter 299, the main character unleashes a special attack (???), and immediately after, her boobs DEFLATE BACK DOWN TO A REASONABLE SIZE
And then later in the match, she has to use another special move
And now she's completely flat-chested
In Saki, magical mahjongg power is literally stored in the boobs, which in my opinion is the best possible explanation for all this.
Important updates!!!
New science from the saki panties and boobs post
i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"
grandfather....
Period Drama Appreciation Week 2024 Day 3 ❥ Favorite Costumes
BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF (costume design by Dominique Borg)
MARIE ANTOINETTE (costume design by Milena Canonero)
THE HANDMAIDEN (costume design by Jo Sang-gyeong)
CRIMSON PEAK (costume design by Kate Hawley)
LITTLE WOMEN (costume design by Jacqueline Durran)
THE WHITE PRINCESS (costume design by Phoebe de Gaye)
THE GILDED AGE (costume design by Kasia Walicka-Maimone)
SHERLOCK HOLMES (costume design by Jenny Beavan)
CHEVALIER (costume design by Oliver Garcia)
EMMA. (costume design by Alexandra Byrne)
I was 12 years old in 2011.... you could NEVER make me hate stomp clap hey music
How it feels to be 10 years old and hear Little Lion Man for the first time
And it was
NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE
And it was
YOUR HEART ON THE LINE
I really
FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME
DIDN'T I MY DEAR
DIDN'T I MY DEAR
Art block is hitting me hard today
they're probably nonbinary but they're down 20-22 in the fourth set so they don't really have time to be worrying about that rn
#oikawa: my opps nonbinary the way they think they them (o-kay-ko)
how to commit to the bit properly
posting this here cause I’m still not over it. people who write instructions I love you you’re so funny
we need to team up… to put together the WB4723 48-Inch Workbench With Power Outlets and Lights… it will take all of our power… and though you are my greatest foe, i can’t do it without you !
Advice I gave someone today was: 'do it stupid.'
She wants to learn photography. Do it stupid. Take a million photos. Don't think about why they're not good. Enjoy the process of taking photos.
Pick out tge ones you like the most and figure out why you like them. Is it because the subject is centered? Is it because you caught them doing something cool? Is it because the light made cool shadows?
Do it stupid. If you try to do it smart, youll get stuck. If you think too much you'll never get to doing. Do it stupid.
Holy shit
This is honestly how I started quilting! I had fabric, I had a knowledge of backstitch, I had a quilting magazine. I asked "how hard can it be?" and now here we are. Just have fun and give it a go!
The funniest trans headcanon for the Fire Siblings is that they're both trans and they just took each other's deadname. Their mother was supportive and their father just didn't notice because he doesn't give a fuck about his kids.
Ozai: Azula, my eldest. You're a failure and I hate you.
Zuko: I'm Zuko.
Ozai: I thought Zuko was the shorter one?
Azula: No, you're confused. Zuko is the one that sucks at firebending.
Zuko: Hey!
Ozai: Ah yes, of course.
Ozai: Zuko, my eldest. You're a failure and I hate you.
as a vaporeon your only mission in life is to slap your biiiiiiiig damn tail and splash around
as a flareon your only mission in life around is to be fluffy and have an awesome attack stat
as a jolteon your only mission in life is to run around super fuckin fast and be spikey and cool
as an umbreon your only mission on life is to glow and lurch around and go "rrrreaerrr" and stare at stuff with your red eyes
as an espeon your only mission in life is to hear a whole lotta stuff with your big ears and make stuff float and bask in the sun
as a leafeon your only mission in life is to have dope defenses and go around in forests and be cool and green
as a glaceon your only mission in life is to walk around graciously in the cold and lay comfortably in the snow
as a sylveon your only mission in life is to go around joyously and hold onto stuff with your big ribbons and go "(whistling sound)"
as an eevee
evui
@analog-delight
I'd say this is an anomaly but seriously roos are sometimes nosy and just need to be in your business, OR they will fight you if you look at them funny. I love them, they're great, but they make little sense.
The fucking horror I felt in my soul of the 3 seconds it took to try to and work out what the fuck this animal was
LOL at prev.
Also I genuinely had no idea that roos would go on all 4s. Never heard that before. Thought it was some insane gremlin at first.