my name is daniel

this used to be a death metal blog before i went on a five year more like 6.5 year paid administrative leave of absence from tumblr. he/him

[zombie-ritual]

i should probly make a pinned post

i think i made this account in like 2013 or 2014 which is kinda fucking insane to think about lmao...

back in the day i used to post tons of death metal and thrash metal things and also a lot of simpsons things as well and of course also generally funniness

now its pretty much just whatever i think is funny and any cool guilty gear art that i see but death metal posts may find their way here still

im probably too old or cant be bothered to tag every post anymore so you're just gonna get the grab bag i fear.

message me if you want to i dont mind hopefully i won't get bored of this website again like i did last year >:(

[b0nkcreat]

will be thinking about this probably for the rest of the week

[lakevida]

i didnt even know there were that many

[lakevida]

probably dont even need the other 1196 pics

[doubleca5t]

Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

[resplendent-chungus]

"Legacy points added/deducted" has permanently become a part of my vocabulary

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[rickyapologist]

honestly how it feels to be cool and easy going

[beardedmrbean]

[targetedknowledge]

[throathole]

The way that this is just my post put on a picture of Christian Bale for some reason. Okay

[originalmalewhore]

[throathole]

THIS CAN’T KEEP HAPPENING!!!!

[zombie-ritual]

hey so can i ask... what the fuck are we doing here

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Writing would be so much easier if I didn't have youtube or computer games Right There.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

"Derin you can get timed apps to block -- " No. I don't want to block them. They're too fun.

[hrrkikshoard]

Me when I block myself from my games.

[dogpuppy]

[joanthebonelord]

Shobving him into a big carboard tube & smoking hjm.

[postoctobrist]

What are your opinions on birds as a subject for photography.

hold still you little fucker

[grawly]

every time I think about Dilbert I think about this comic and how the question being asked is Not Stupid and its answer is genuinely interesting and arguably very important information anyone using a computer should know

[officecyborg]

[mangonetics]

they locked me in the SCP foundation because I can double jump but other than that I'm pretty normal

[mr-deep-downer]

that’s crazy I can double jump and air dash but they let me roam free

[mangonetics]

everyone can air dash dispshit you aren't special

[mangonetics]

that's true I incidentally do also look like this

but they assured me that had nothing to do with it

[frailgun]

you're right that doesn't have anything to do with it because that's not the one uni character with a double jump

[luntfontanne]

cinema is back babey i love weird ass stage plays i love da theaterrrrr

[zombie-ritual]

dude what the fuck are we talking about this is the coolest shit i've ever read in my life

[luntfontanne]

cinema is back babey i love weird ass stage plays i love da theaterrrrr

[luntfontanne]

cinema is back babey i love weird ass stage plays i love da theaterrrrr