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My Blurg

[catsbeaversandducks]

[fuckboi4lyfe]

[wolfgangamademozart--official]

OH MY LITERAL GOD I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES IM SUFFOCATIGNG

[l-ii-zz]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR SO LONG

[snout]

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall

[distinguishedbaloney]

[wivernryder]

The auxiliary water pump on my car broke (the plastic rotted and cracked so it was spewing coolant everywhere) and the mechanic wanted me to pay $300 for a $150 part.

I went to an auto store and bought the part for just under $150 and was gonna have the mechanic install it until I called them back and they said they don’t install customer parts.

So I figured if they won’t install customer parts, they’ll at least fix existing problems with the vehicle.

So, naturally I poorly installed the new part myself, then took it to the mechanic saying I had coolant issues and wasn’t sure what the problem was. They fixed the problem in under 20 minutes and only charged me $30 for the labor.

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Ho l y

Imma try that last one

[hotmolasses]

I went to my doctor’s office and asked if they had any slots open for that day.  They told me they don’t take walk-ins, you have to call ahead for an appointment.

So I pulled out my phone and called the office.  The other receptionist answered the phone and the first one literally WATCHED ME say “I’d like to make an appointment today if you have any slots available.”

He said to me (on the phone) all they had available was for 9:00, could I make it in time?

I said “Yep, I’m standing right here.”

He didn’t understand what I meant and happily put my appointment down.

I hung up and said to the original receptionist, “Hi, I have an appointment in five minutes.”

She (very angrily) entered me as arrived and gave me my forms.

[squareclocks]

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

[fini-mun]

From what my therapist told me, this happens because our emotions aren’t really on the ‘opposite’ ends like we tend to think of it. Happiness is not ‘up’ and sadness is not ‘down’-. In a way they’re actually right ‘next’ to each other.

If you’re super happy, it can turn into super sad very easily, because your emotions are already highly elevated and it’s only a very minor shift as far as your brain is concerned.

Knowing this can help you fight it, and it can help you be more aware of what’s going on while you’re happy and help avoid shifting towards misery.

I used to always wonder why it seemed like my happy days ‘couldn’t last’ or that bad things would ‘always’ happen when I was happy. It’s not that happiness is doomed to fail, it’s that emotions are volatile. I hope that helps people who experience this too- when you understand what’s going on more it’s easier to manage.

[now-at-kotoko]

[sushie]

got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed

[onlytwitterpics]

[becausebirds]

When you’re trying to do homework but you can’t because birds

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Human: *attempts typing*

Birbs: >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V

[nonbinarypeach]

these boyos sound like when you push an animal crossing villager into a hole

[fat-birds]

oh my word

[schazardous]

birbnana

chickita birbnana

[the-dalm]

!!!!

[imperfectandrecycled]

thepacificparrotlet

[flock-talk]

How does a birbnana fly, do the peels spin around like a helocopter?

[malkavianacts]

New pokemon confirmed

[bananatwinky]

I don’t even know anymore man

[saber-chan]

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

[jump-spark]

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

[hardlyfatal]

[melodyandviolence]

January Morning - St. Petersburg by  Ed Gordeev

[the-memedaddy]

[kremlin]

my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit. 

[30minutememes]

[xxxtictacion]

Hey uh op…. where’s your url…

[thyrell]

there’s no url because god sent this post down to us