NO, IMPOSSIBLE

Haha Funny evil man

[mousettte-deactivated20241119]

[labcorp]

when ur american and eat burger so classic

[hasdrubal-gisco]

Tumblr sucks lately and every other tweet is a masterpiece like this.

[radgepacket-deactivated20241030]

me in argyle st greggs for my weekly steak bake

[heldinhishands]

young married christian blogger: Guys. I get it. Singleness is SO tough. I’ve been there! During those 6 months in 8th grade before meeting my wonderful soulmate (jared the sexiest hubby in the world :):):) ) I was so alone. It’s a season of life that just knocks you off your feet, doesn’t it?! Haha. I’ve been there ladies. So if you’re 25 and have a crippling fear of being alone, WAIT ON GOD’S TIMING. His timing was conveniently perfect for me so I guess I just feel like I am the appropriate person to give you advice :) By the way, we’re expecting!!!!!!!!!

[zombumblecuck]

mogged

[powerburial]

horse hair weave, glued on nails, leather purse. your girl is 40% horse

[meysq]

playing gta online as philomena cunk

[screenshotsofdespair]

[beardedmrbean]

[beardedmrbean]

[evilvillain123456789]

developing a seething, purulent hatred for your close friends, family, or partner, and then concocting an ideological justification that lets you sublimate it into acts of violence and cruelty toward strangers, is honestly one of the most quintessential and basically human experiences you can have, and i really pity people who will never get to.

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

It's Milo Monday

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Light Yagami

[scarabesque-returns]

The KitKat thieves are still at large and presumed to be getting larger.

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

[segamascott]

[supersoftly]

9m pregnant has me walking like this now -_-;