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so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

Your uncle was hunted by puppets that is crazy I actually had two uncles who got hunted by puppets and they got hunted without any smoked meats or puppet knives to defend themselves so I basically know what you're talking about but even better when you think about it and I come from a proud lineage of puppet huntlets but yeah I totally get what you are saying even if you say it less beautifully than I me

threedollarsdotcom

hey take those earbuds out. shows u a really loud picture of a horse

charl0ttan

im inhaling enough hopeberries to kill a fully grown doubtpig

papayajuan2019

yep i do me

#real shit

leolaroot

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

ivanoyva

What. What. What. What.

leolaroot

im gonna pop some.tag

angelicguy

dogpuppy

thescarletcrow

he's making kris laugh, thats all that matters audio by peternguyen

#LMAOOO #instigator 4 instigator #they love each other also but like #this is so funny to me

hold it gentlestyle

Some of my favorite NBA player tweets

johnny-depp-is-loved

in the end we are all creatures in need of love and comfort

thegenderdruid

walking down the street and saw someone walking the other direction with a pig in a harness and leash and I stupidly asked, "is that a pig?" and he replied, "I sure hope it is, it was a pig when I left the house"