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Stepping it Up

JD-

I wonder if I can somehow live stream a Marauder’s Map through the software they use in Fitbits to keep a live wireless step count of the entire school? Better question, can I make a game out of it? If your house gets a combined 700,000 steps I’ll drop the internet Safe Search lock for an hour.

And who said I.T. can’t promote health and wellness?

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oblwankenobi

James McAvoy: your local inappropriate uncle at family gatherings.

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Why don’t jedis turn off their opponents lightsabers by force pressing the button?

dannysgreenpants

I’m laughing so hard because instead of the epic lightsaber fight they’d just be aggressively switching them on and off could you imagine

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affairemortal

Is it gluten-free?

horrorpunk

fucking stewart.

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Jimmy Fallon inducts Justin Timberlake into the Memphis Music Hall of Fame

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Connection Photography

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Leonardo DiCaprio gets attacked by a penguin during a trip to the Arctic in 2006

cassiebones

“OMG MR DICAPRIO I’M A HUGE—OMG ARE YOU ALRIGHT?”

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Oscar worthy

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels

Yeah, someone get that penguin an oscar

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every episode of Supernatural

random person: *dies*

cut to Sam and Dean eating on the impala outside a food truck

Sam: so get this a random person across the country died

Dean: ok but it’s probably not our thing

*it is their thing*

Scene change: Dean and Sam walking outside

Dean or Sam: hey do you really think we should be taking this case, considering the season’s overarching plot line?

Dean or Sam: we’ve got no leads so I’ve got to work or I’ll go crazy

Dean: hello sheriff pay no attention to the fact we look like supermodels, have ridiculous names on these clearly fake FBI badges and my brother has the same hair style as Jackie Kennedy and give us all the info on this case

random sheriff: this case? Why you FBI boys are wasting your time. There isn’t a case here.

Visibly shaken white woman holding baby: this isn’t like (random person) I just can’t believe it

Dean: did you hear or smell anything weird? Sulfur? Cold spots? These are very official FBI questions.

Visibly shaken white woman holding baby: Of course, agents. Look I’ve told you everything I know, except for this mysterious hint.

*Sam swallows and looks at Dean*

*Scene change*

*Impala pulls into motel*

*research*

Sam: I think it’s this thing

*it’s not that thing*

Sam: get this, I think we’re dealing with this thing.

Dean: That’s great Sammy but I think I know where the thing is going to be

Monster: attacks visibly shaken white woman holding baby

*Sam and Dean arrive just before visibly shaken white woman holding baby passes out

Monster: *chokes Sam*

*Camera shot of Sam’s face as he is being chocked*

If only Sam could reach the phone/ knife/ gun!!!!

Sam: *eyes roll back into head*

Dean: arrives in the nick of time and kills monster

Visibly shaken white woman hugs baby, she is teary-eyed: “so you’re telling me monsters are real??? Thank you for saving us!!! If only you could have saved that random person. I guess I’ll have to move on now.”

*scene change, Sam and Dean in Impala*

Dean or Sam: that was the right thing to do

Dean or Sam: but was it

Dean or Sam: sometimes you can’t save everyone.

*implication that story of random person is the same as Sam/ Dean’s season plot line issue

Dean and Sam look at each other

Sam is clearly nervous

Dean is stoic

Impala drives into rain

Fade to black

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I can’t stop laughing this is literally ten years in a nutshell

whatshouldwecallme

Me before I walk into any wedding

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W h y

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as someone who spent an actual year of my life learning Middle English so I could read the entirety of the Canterbury tales and then spend additional months writing a thesis about its larger implications, I’m fucking offended. Enjoy the original texts you god damn twerps.