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[everythingfox]

“This punishment is not working…”

(Source)

[officialsapphics]

yoof ( yikes + oof )

[catchymemes]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

My last two brain cells.

[urexfriendsister]

one time in 2007 i crashed the entire club penguin website. it was down for 2 days. i was banned for life. 

[urexfriendsister]

many of you have asked, and so i shall give: 

in 2007, my older brother gave me a small piece of information that would soon result in the shutdown of Club Penguin for a few days. he taught me a glitch in the club penguin system that, when sitting in the coffee shop, would make your penguin sit on the ceiling of the coffee shop instead. 

and with this piece of information, i took off. i spent hours going to every server over and over, saying the same message: everyone meet in the coffee shop tomorrow at 7 pm in the snowball server. i did this in every single server, in every location i could find.

then, finally, 7 pm the next day arrived. snowball had a population rating of 5. penguins poured into the coffee shop, all awaiting my instructions. i then gave the next message, that of the glitch. i told everyone to wait exactly 3 minutes, then perform the glitch. they did. every penguin in the coffee shop was suddenly on the ceiling, and either the club penguin coding or the club penguin offices had no idea what to do, and no way to take us down. for a small glimpse of time, we ruled victorious – nothing and no one could stop us. 

every great kingdom awaits its downfall, however. eventually, the website crashed. no one could go on the website for 2 days after that. my penguin was banned for life. 

[louislyrics]

[seriousfic]

[mockwa]

Russian roads, only 30 sec

[vonisv]

What’s with Russia and dashcams?

[thathomestar]

to have car insurance in russia, dashcams are required because russians are terrible drivers

[intel-i386-deactivated20160703]

did you really need to ask what’s up with dashcams in Russia after watching this video

[radiowithnohead]

elon musk and grimes are the weird emo kids who wear matching collars and like meow at each other in public

[radiowithnohead]

this got like 10 more notes after elon dumbass baby man went on twitter on acid and told the world hes into thigh high socks like a fucking weeaboo but i want to let the record show i wrote this beforehand bc i knew

[whitepeopletwitter]

[trashboat]

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

[brucebocchi]

that’s what god says when he sees me crying in a taco cabana bathroom

[foulserpent]

cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled “rustic pulled pork recipe”: my grandfather’s childhood was tough. every day he had to work the mines. he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe.  As he crawled into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he-

me, growing frantic: resippy

[just-shower-thoughts]

Families in movies will have HUGE breakfasts with stacks of pancakes, eggs, bacon, fruit salads, french toast etc. And then the main character will take a glass of OJ and say “Gotta leave, sorry”

[slavery]

How do u guys listen to Kpop and don’t speak Korean

[1jekyll-moved]

how do you listen to despacito and don’t speak Spanish

[monotear]

i have listened to american music my entire life even though im not from an english speaking country. Why are native english speakers acting like it‘s a new concept to listen to music in a foreign language

[actuallyapathy]

how you you listen to classical music if you don’t speak piano

[blacktwittercomedy]

[amarakaran]

[plastic-tulips]

how the FUCK did they make that penguin from wallace and gromit look so evil like it’s literally just a plasticine penguin but it somehow radiates Pure Malice look at it 

truly character design at its finest

[makeuphall]