Elle

23 | Canadian | Your New Mom

[hem1ock]

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sometimes i feel ive got to *minecraft death sound* *minecraft death sound* run away

[porterr-robinson]

[kitchenwitchupinthisbitch]

“What’s the watermelon fo- Oh!”

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

[nervousangelconnoisseur-deactiv]

naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth

that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.

[gayingupspace]

Next second is “i triED TO PUNCH A CHILD”

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

[izukudmidoriyaarchive-deactivat]

[themetaisawesome]

Is he strong, listen bud

He’s got radioactive blood

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[glittery-dinosaur-deactivated20]

What does this even mean

[discordsparkle]

It means you McPress McF to McPay McRespects

[preatoreyna]

i hate this bc 2 years ago i worked there and our manager died and my gf called it a mcfuneral

[as-seenon-tv]

MCFUNERAL GUERLINE IM SCREAMING

[komaedalovemail]

stupid bitch?

yeah? the fuck you want?

[beejars]

how do I unsubscribe from anxiety

[memes-r-memes]

[owlmylove]

when ur drunk any bathroom is a save point

[owlmylove]

i have no memory of writing this

[trasemc]

NASA has released new images of Jupiter, taken by the Juno Spacecraft.

[chaotic-best]

God I wish Vincent van Gogh was alive to see this

[pagesofpaigess]

That sentiment is so sweet and pure.

[blueberrygoth-deactivated202410]

i have lovey dovey bitch syndrome & its incurable

[cozyastronaut-deactivated202010]

[lubricates]

never forget january 2019 memes

[readableporn]

It would be a loss

[iwannapushyourdaisies]

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

[eva-420]

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

[eva-420]

This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud

[youremybrandnewday]

I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

as a bisexual, some of the shit y’all try to claim is “bi erasure” is just fucking BANANAS 

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

I AM ON THE FLOOR

[hyper-lesbian]

They’ve struggled so much to get this one sentence out and I feel really bad

[gharibajameel]

[kingikana-deactivated20170826]

oh hey look a locket from when I was little!

i wonder whats inside i-

[pokemondiamondversion]

you freed him like pandora’s box

[astarlingdiscovery]

Tumblr blue through the years.

[drearyhours]

computer illiteracy pride flag

[ciryes]

[fishstickks]

I’m so brain dead wtf is this

[anxiouscoffeegoblin]

I fucking hate all of you