Fridge Bunny

I'll be hiding in there, eating everything.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

If your throat is a thrussy, what is an adam's apple?

your thresticle

[bussy-warlock]

Hell is empty and all the devils are here - William Shakespeare

[anxietyproblem]

[o-jaritataca]

worms in the sky

[meangirlnurse]

apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something” 

[meangirlnurse]

the fact that i have managed to end up in a relationship is really testament to my girlfriend’s patience 

[meangirlnurse]

#your girlfriend is a moronsexual op

please don’t call my girlfriend a moron :( 

[meangirlnurse]

wait

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

oof….

Now this is perfection. nice and juicy 

[oppa-homeless-style]

call that a freshlight

[ramenfuneral]

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

[verygayandverytired]

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

[catchymemes]

[pizzamenu-deactivated20181209]

Must be an important raccoon.

[africanaquarian]

Someone didn’t do their transformation spell right

[paulthebukkit]

Pokemon is trying to slowly convince us Pikachu was always fluffy and I for one accept this future

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Did you think the mouse was just smooth and had yellow skin like a little Simpsons demon

[phsfg]

The weirdest thing I’ve learned while working for pest control is that snails love rat poison and will actively eat it but hate seseme seeds

[phsfg]

I should add that rat poison has NO effect on snails, and they just get super fat cause they gourge themselves in boxes of rat poison

[hexpress]

absolute units

[princesstigerbelle]

“NO YOU REALLY SHOULDN’T HAVE..” Cat Edition In Six Photos

[princesstigerbelle]

“EXCEPT FOR THIS MIRACULOUS GiFT”

[princesstigerbelle]

@elk-ken It has been done!!!

[ladyvean]

Wholesome post.

Cats in boxes is never not funny.

[tamburina-deactivated20220820]

[humor-n-shit-blog]

sassy comic

[skookumthesamoyed]

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

invite Her in

[artisafeeling]

Bloodsucker

-Trevor Brown

[theweirdwideweb]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[valtsv]

[robin-the-robo]

Oh if it isn’t that bitch-ass Italian city next to mine!!!!!!

[outropeace]

[axngelic-princess]

You ever meet someone who is the human version of the sun and every time ur with them u just feel so warm