Nerdy n Dirty

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[the-last-screaming-lamb]

by clocktowerman

[hiddlesy]

[moocowofdoom]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR i,ROBOT TO GET TUMBLR LOVE OH MY GOD

[listhacks]

Get paid to sit on your butt and do surveys on MySurvey

Sell college notes on FlashNotes.com, Stuvia.com, NoteSurf.com

Sell old cell phones, laptops and tablets to YouRenew.com

Sell your services on Fiverr.com for five dollars a pop

Buy other students’ text books at the end of the year and re-sell them

Get paid for your photography on Fotolia or iStockPhoto

Profit from making and uploading videos with YouTube

Fundraise money or your goal with GoFundMe

Sell your hair for money at BuyAndSellHair.com

[zwelt]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhTaQizF4z4)

My girl got skillz!!

[buzzfeed]

17 Illustrations That Are Incredibly Real For Anyone With ADD

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Me every time a develop any sort of feeling towards humans

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[suzannasalem]

soils extracted from different parts of the sahara desert

[mysupercoolurl]

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[autumnblossoms]

HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!

These make me so happy!!!

[metalicmonocrome]

Boonanas

[agony5678]

let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass

[fantasticallyweirdshit]

[mostlycatsmostly]

Abort

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HOW DID IT LAND

[zwelt]

CAT GRAVITY

[riceandquinoah-deactivated20190]

All the princesses in traditional ceremonial outfits accurate to location and time period

[sleepingbeauties]

ooo I love it 

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

i need all of them

[lovebirdstiel]

why do we have butt cheeks i dont understand why did we evolve this way

what use do butt cheeks have 

[cuddlebabies]

oh my god I HAVE THIS KNOWLEDGE

fun fact: butt-cheeks are one of the things that make us superior to other animals okay note that other apes do not have butt-cheeks

okay don’t quote me on this because I only did sixthform-bio and I’m sure of forgotten loads of stuff but here’s the down-low

back when we were evolving from ape to human, one of the most important things that happened was when our spine started meeting our brains at a sort of 90 degree angle instead of like 45 degrees, which meant that we could straighten up and walk on two legs which was a pretty rad development

except alas oh no our muscles weren’t built to allow us to walk around on two legs because that requires a sort of twisty motion of your hips as opposed to whatever the fuck it is everything else does AND SO ape-people started evolving with longer, narrower waists so that our bodies could twist with every footstep and we could strut along the fashionable catwalk that is neanderthal evolution

but then once this had happened, people realised that we had an advantage over other animals and we would be better at chasing and killing them but we weren’t very good at running

so that’s when we developed the glutenus maximus which is a really badass-sounding name for the muscle in your derriere which helps us to support our spine in an upright position so we don’t get tired, and helps the legs to rotate nicely so that we can run, and has a nice big fat storage around it to help us get energy so that we can run

and that, basically, is the butt-cheek

tl;dr - butt-cheeks were the result of thousands of years of natural selection so that we could run fast and slaughter things

[lovebirdstiel]

thank you so much for such a fabulous, informative and detailed explanation on the evolution of the butt

i feel enlightened and empowered to know my butt is for such a worthwhile purpose, so thank you 

[markdoesstuff-deactivated202210]

i love this butt science post so much

[shinypixiedust]

Deep within the rainforests of Mexico, seven hours outside of Mexico City, lies a magical hidden gem that very few have had the pleasure of stumbling across. It’s called Las Pozas and it is a sculpture garden, tucked away from prying eyes and at one with nature. It was created by a man named Edward James, an eccentric man who spent millions to create this magical wonderland that’s comprised of 20 acres of natural waterfalls and mountain springs.

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I will visit this place and it will be majestic.

[wilwheaton]

I’m pretty sure I fought some giants here in Dragon Age: Inquisition.

[zwelt]

take me here, universe

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Tatsuya 13 Erikawa

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[gasolineandhome-deactivated2016]

If a girl fucks the same dick 50 times it doesn’t matter. If a girl fucks 50 different dicks her vagina has stretched into a black hole. Fuckboi logic knows no bounds.