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[zymandia]

whoa look at this i’ll see if i can find my elephant site too but probably not i set that up so long ago.

Zymandia's Little Hell World

[zymandia]

to be clear, my neocities is basically my linktree, so i’d appreciate it if you all, or at least most of those of you who don’t follow me elsewhere to follow me elsewhere! i even made a somethingawful but idk how to use that site really, like how can you post somewhere and then not have notifications? i’m still learning! anyways :)

[zymandia]

ONE HUNDRED YEARS ZYMANDIA REGIME

[dragongirlsnout]

Don't forget to wiggle your mustelidgirls. Press Q to pick up a mustelidgirl and E to wiggle it.

[zymandia]

Q E (idk what a mustelidgirl is, please produce one)

[junie-tunes]

[dragongirlsnout]

Don't forget to wiggle your mustelidgirls. Press Q to pick up a mustelidgirl and E to wiggle it.

[zymandia]

Q E (idk what a mustelidgirl is, please produce one)

[junie-tunes]

[zymandia]

awwww….

[dragongirlsnout]

Don't forget to wiggle your mustelidgirls. Press Q to pick up a mustelidgirl and E to wiggle it.

[zymandia]

Q E (idk what a mustelidgirl is, please produce one)

[zymandia]

REBUILD OF COMMUNITY: YOU ARE (NOT) ALONE— BY ZYMANDIA AND MARTIN SCORSESE

JEFF IS LOOKING AT HIS PHONE. ANNIE IS LOOKING STRAIGHT AHEAD NEXT TO HIM THEY ARE IN THE STUDY ROOM.

JEFF WINGER: Wow, Chevy Chase just died.

ANNIE EDISON: Who’s Chevy Chase?

JEFF WINGER: He’s this actor, see?

Jeff hands Annie his phone, she looks at it and frowns.

ANNIE EDISON: I’ve never seen that guy before in my life.

JEFF WINGER: This is the end?

ANNIE EDISON: What?

JEFF WINGER: I think he was that movie this is the end.

ANNIE: Okay.

DEAN enters. Long hair now. Played by Hillary Clinton. Wearing a dress.

DEAN: Hey guyyyyys just so you know I’ve been on hrt for seven years. My name is Janet now.

ANNIE EDISON: You look familiar.

DEAN: Yeah, I’m the dean.

BRITTA ENTERS AND LOOKS AT THE DEAN.

BRITTA: Holy shit!

Everyone looks at her.

JEFF WINGER: What’s wrong?

BRITTA: Nothing, it’s my new catchphrase.

JEFF WINGER: We’re doing catchphrases now?

ABED NADIR ENTERS.

ABED: I work for the CIA.

BRITTA GASPS.

ABED: What’s wrong, compadre?

BRITTA: Nothing’s wrong I’m just breathing normally. I have sleep apnea.

JEFF WINGER: Sleep apnea isn’t real

ANNIE, WHO HASN’T TALKED IN A MINUTE: Yeah, sleep apnea isn’t real.

DEAN: Sleep apnea was made up by the CIA (MK ULTRA— CIA program involving illegal experimentation on human test subjects (1953–1973))

ABED: Yeah

TROY ENTERS

TROY: Abed.

ABED: Troy.

TROY: The princess.

JEFF WINGER: The princess.

DEAN: All in all is all we are.

ALL: All in all is all we are.

SHIRLEY ENTERS

SHIRLEY: BASQUE is a language spoken by Basques and other residents of the Basque Country, a region that straddles the westernmost Pyrenees in adjacent parts of southwestern France and northern Spain. Basque is classified as a language isolate (unrelated to any other known languages), the only one in Europe. The Basques are indigenous to and primarily inhabit the Basque Country. The Basque language is spoken by 806,000 Basques in all territories. Of them, 93.7% (756,000) are in the Spanish area of the Basque Country and the remaining 6.3% (51,000) are in the French portion.

ALL: Yes.

CHANG ENTERS.

CHANG: I have a master’s degree in philosophy. I used to be homeless. That’s the grindset.

PIERCE ENTERS.

PIERCE: I am alive.

ALL (in unison): Yes. You are alive

PIERCE: Lindy.

BRITTA: The CIA is really good it does good things. I love it so much.

JEFF: I’m gay.

FAT NEIL ENTERS.

Fat Neil: Queer community.

—FIN—

[akuman0mi]

[zymandia]

mission impossible final reckoning dot gif

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexywoman Contest 2025 Round 4

GLaDOS

Morticia Addams

Voting ended onApr 27, 2025

[zymandia]

if GLaDOS doesn’t win then there ultimately is no point to tumblr.

[till-dawn-do-us-part]

don't know who needs to hear this but being queer isn't a competition. if you're a homosexual transgender woman that doesn't make you "more queer" than say a straight transgender man or a cis bisexual person or a heteroromantic asexual person. this is not a hierarchy, this is a community. these labels aren't stars on a uniform determining your rank; just because you have more doesn't mean you are somehow superior to the other queer identities, they belong in the community just as much as you do.

[zymandia]

wrong, being queer is a competition and i’m gonna win.

[zymandia]

ok i was really REALLY good at this tumblr thing once

[zymandia]

all the world’s a rage and all the men and women merely ragers. now it is the time of monsters.

[zymandia]

maybe i was good at this tumblr thing once.

[azulcrescent]

Sadness

[zymandia]

i feel for her cuz the other day i got a burger while watching a movie and i couldn’t even finish it and got sad.

[disgustinggf]

why every woman is literally the same?

because none of us want you

[zymandia]

lmaooooooo

[zymandia]

was it something that i said

[nerdjpg]

I relate to Kamala Harris in the sense that my dad wouldn’t want me to be president either

[azulcrescent]

Envy took literally the longest out of all of them ayy karamba.

[zymandia]

if you are a jovial spirit like gluttony girl PLS FUCKINF DM ME OH MY GOD

[transhuman-priestess]

Decided the old post didn’t go far enough so here goes

Reblog to give a trans girl the robot body of her dreams

[seelpah]

805.65 remaining towards bills due in a week! Thanks again for continually sharing and generously donating, and let's keep the momentum going! If we raise 135/day, we can help a community member keep their utilities on. Venmo/PayPal: @seelpah / CashApp: $SeelpahC (please, put 💜 in memo, so I know where this goes)

[beanytuesday]

Two Friends Discuss Angels

There's a 45 minute explainer video on my Patreon if people want to learn more

[zymandia]

okay that’s it i’m finally reading the book of enoch sometime soon