REBUILD OF COMMUNITY: YOU ARE (NOT) ALONE— BY ZYMANDIA AND MARTIN SCORSESE
JEFF IS LOOKING AT HIS PHONE. ANNIE IS LOOKING STRAIGHT AHEAD NEXT TO HIM THEY ARE IN THE STUDY ROOM.
JEFF WINGER: Wow, Chevy Chase just died.
ANNIE EDISON: Who’s Chevy Chase?
JEFF WINGER: He’s this actor, see?
Jeff hands Annie his phone, she looks at it and frowns.
ANNIE EDISON: I’ve never seen that guy before in my life.
JEFF WINGER: This is the end?
JEFF WINGER: I think he was that movie this is the end.
DEAN enters. Long hair now. Played by Hillary Clinton. Wearing a dress.
DEAN: Hey guyyyyys just so you know I’ve been on hrt for seven years. My name is Janet now.
ANNIE EDISON: You look familiar.
DEAN: Yeah, I’m the dean.
BRITTA ENTERS AND LOOKS AT THE DEAN.
JEFF WINGER: What’s wrong?
BRITTA: Nothing, it’s my new catchphrase.
JEFF WINGER: We’re doing catchphrases now?
ABED: I work for the CIA.
ABED: What’s wrong, compadre?
BRITTA: Nothing’s wrong I’m just breathing normally. I have sleep apnea.
JEFF WINGER: Sleep apnea isn’t real
ANNIE, WHO HASN’T TALKED IN A MINUTE: Yeah, sleep apnea isn’t real.
DEAN: Sleep apnea was made up by the CIA (MK ULTRA— CIA program involving illegal experimentation on human test subjects (1953–1973))
JEFF WINGER: The princess.
DEAN: All in all is all we are.
ALL: All in all is all we are.
SHIRLEY: BASQUE is a language spoken by Basques and other residents of the Basque Country, a region that straddles the westernmost Pyrenees in adjacent parts of southwestern France and northern Spain. Basque is classified as a language isolate (unrelated to any other known languages), the only one in Europe. The Basques are indigenous to and primarily inhabit the Basque Country. The Basque language is spoken by 806,000 Basques in all territories. Of them, 93.7% (756,000) are in the Spanish area of the Basque Country and the remaining 6.3% (51,000) are in the French portion.
CHANG: I have a master’s degree in philosophy. I used to be homeless. That’s the grindset.
ALL (in unison): Yes. You are alive
BRITTA: The CIA is really good it does good things. I love it so much.
Fat Neil: Queer community.