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I popped in over here to delete some old ~problematic~ shit but gawtdamn look at all these porn blogs

Have you ever thought gosh, my muse could use a tonally inappropriate shit meme texted to them that they’ve probably already seen on reddit? Have you ever longed for your muse to be (possibly affectionately) annoyed at all the wrong times in their life? Do you need a Darcy to worm their way into your muse’s probably already full life and make themselves a nuisance to your muse until finally your muse wakes up and wonders what they’ve done to deserve this strange creature and their insistent friendship?

If so, like, reblog, or, as we did in the old fashioned days, just follow.

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Eyyy I’m still working on it but everything is over here now.

I’ll probably be following all ya’ll anyways, but yanno, just a warning.

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Have you ever thought gosh, my muse could use a tonally inappropriate shit meme texted to them that they’ve probably already seen on reddit? Have you ever longed for your muse to be (possibly affectionately) annoyed at all the wrong times in their life? Do you need a Darcy to worm their way into your muse’s probably already full life and make themselves a nuisance to your muse until finally your muse wakes up and wonders what they’ve done to deserve this strange creature and their insistent friendship?

If so, like, reblog, or, as we did in the old fashioned days, just follow.

zzapzzaptasersarchive

Eyyy I’m still working on it but everything is over here now.

I’ll probably be following all ya’ll anyways, but yanno, just a warning.

zzapzzaptasers-a

Have you ever thought gosh, my muse could use a tonally inappropriate shit meme texted to them that they’ve probably already seen on reddit? Have you ever longed for your muse to be (possibly affectionately) annoyed at all the wrong times in their life? Do you need a Darcy to worm their way into your muse’s probably already full life and make themselves a nuisance to your muse until finally your muse wakes up and wonders what they’ve done to deserve this strange creature and their insistent friendship?

If so, like, reblog, or, as we did in the old fashioned days, just follow.

zzapzzaptasersarchive

Eyyy I’m still working on it but everything is over here now.

I’ll probably be following all ya’ll anyways, but yanno, just a warning.

zzapzzaptasers-a

Have you ever thought gosh, my muse could use a tonally inappropriate shit meme texted to them that they’ve probably already seen on reddit? Have you ever longed for your muse to be (possibly affectionately) annoyed at all the wrong times in their life? Do you need a Darcy to worm their way into your muse’s probably already full life and make themselves a nuisance to your muse until finally your muse wakes up and wonders what they’ve done to deserve this strange creature and their insistent friendship?

If so, like, reblog, or, as we did in the old fashioned days, just follow.

zzapzzaptasersarchive

Eyyy I’m still working on it but everything is over here now.

I’ll probably be following all ya’ll anyways, but yanno, just a warning.

#self promo

(( Working on the reboot blog tonight. Any replies will be done over there when everything’s done and ready and this will be converted into a sort of archives blog

I’ll probably follow everyone over there, too, but you’ll probably see a promo come thru))

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Idris Elba Gets Valentines Day Advice from Kids

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@metalzerotruck

#I'm sure you've seen this but #is truck good with kids #he seems like he'd be pretty good with kids

"Who did this?" From Jamie

Send “Who did this?” for your muse to discover my muse with a black eye or a busted lip

“An alien.”

A proud statement.

“And it didn’t have hands.”

#gotmymamasbabyblues #gotmymamasbabyblues: Jamie #thekojicharcorner

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The lead-in gets a yes with no hesitation, and the drawn out silence that follows does nothing to try his patience. He may seem naturally unflappable, but in truth much of it was forged from years of dealing with Dmitri. After a while you either learn how to deal with anything or you go insane from how mindbogglingly stupid a genius can be. In comparison, whatever inane and typically harmless desires she has are a trifle to fulfill.

So as she sits and stares at him he sits and stares right back, the smile that seemed near permanently affixed to his face growing just a bit as time went on. When she finally breaks the silence-a hair before he did-the question itself comes more as a relief than anything else. He’s known from the moment she saw him on her couch and learned who he was that there had to be a sea of questions she’s wanted to ask. They usually drop in moments like this, when curiosity finally wins out over trepidation, and he’s usually eager to oblige, though this question has a particularly straight-forward answer.

“Yea. I mean, I wanted to find Dmitri. When I fond out what he’d done and where- er when he’d gone, I knew I was gonna have to go after him. It was really that simple for me. Ever since I showed up, I’ve only become increasingly glad I did. I’d have missed out on far too much if I just stayed wher- when I was. …Man time-travel does not get any less weird to talk about.”

“Uhhh... okay.”

It’s clear from the way she readjusts her seating that that wasn’t exactly the answer she was looking for, and for a moment she ponders how better to phrase her question. There’s something underneath the surface of the situation with her, Dmitri, and Jamie -- something that nags at her thoughts and refuses to be tamed or silenced. It does not quiet with more time spent, but grows itself in uncertainty the more comfortable she becomes around Jamie.

“Like I get that you’d follow Dmi to the ends of the world and time and space and all that Doctor Who spiel but if you had a choice to stop him from coming to now, would you have?”

#gotmymamasbabyblues #gotmymamasbabyblues: Jamie

"Who did this?"

Send “Who did this?” for your muse to discover my muse with a black eye or a busted lip

“I-- don’t wanna talk about it. I’d rather drop dead, actually.”

He waits a moment, staring fervently at the floor before he touches his lip gingerly with the tip of his finger. Darcy seems, for a moment, surprised to find dark blood there, thick and flowing, and he replaces his hand to repeat the process twice more, still bewildered when, each time, his fingers come back coated in more blood.

“That dude really hit me.”

#elsaofarendelle

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Shiner

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“It’s hard for me to say. If someone’s hurting you, we’ve got crisis management on site. Look for the giant bearded Viking of a man or the new gal; tattoos down to her hands with a preference to Perry Ellis suits. Is it hurting?”

He tapped around where the bruise was on Darcy’s face.

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“Ouch, dude, come on.” Irritated, she pulls away from his touch, rubbing gently where his hands had prodded.

“Of course it’s hurting, but it’s not like I was playing monopoly on company property and I can go crying to the viking or tattoo lady for stuff that just, yanno, happens.

‘Specially cause it won’t be happening again.”

#glitchexmachina

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@anyilherron

“Anyil, I need to ask you something very important. It’s like of the utmost importance. Life or death. For reallys.”

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“Life or death like ice cream flavors, or life or death like you need a ride to a clinic with me, or life or death like I should draw my gun now?” She tilted her head and waited for the response.

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“Uhhhhhhh, life or death like I need to know which GoT lady you’d wife.”

#anyilherron

(( Working through my drafts p leisurely and then I’ll be working on the new blog))

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“Who did this?”

The question takes her by surprise and she lifts a hand to gingerly press against the bruise forming around her eye, almost as if Darcy had forgotten."Uh. Would you believe that I'm really competitive when it comes to monopoly? And also, you should def see the other guy. Tried to snatch free parking when I was checking IG.Not today, Satan."