i love you forever

filippa; 20; sweden. i've got a slight obsession with tv-series and books

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the more I think about my past self the more I

[dacelio]

No offense but I hate it when people sit down next to me to smoke…like sweetie…I was here breathin…

[ditto-licious]

same but with offense 

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i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

[just-shower-thoughts]

Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.

[thatonenerdgirl]

Fun fact: digestion is actually really painful but your brain just tells you it’s fine the same way it tells you not to bite off your fingure even though you can

[topshelfbottom-deactivated20190]

that’s… frustrating

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[serenity-is-my-tardis]

PROFESSOR JIGGLY NO

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[crimnatic]

#he’s guarding our galaxy

[starfleetstripper]

good

[alienpapacy]

friendly reminder use your turn signal

[shakenawake-deactivated20161107]

hey I’m from tennessee i don’t understand this post?

[alienpapacy]

show this post to the horse you ride around on he’ll take it from there

[nutritionfact-deactivated201803]

“lana isnt musically talented” explain this

[goth-aunt]

Omfg

[slangtasy]

she did THAT

[tupacabra]

oh wow

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[surprisebitch]

BEATHOVEN WHO??

[lindsayslohan]

“Beethoven is dead, Mozart is dead, Chaikovski is dead… But I’m still standing.”

— Lana Del Rey

[neuromaencer]

[neutralbacteria]

[soviettart]

[fuckassmcgee]

2018 Predictions

• Donald Trunp will make up an assassination attempt against him (not stage one, just say it happened)

• Very brief trend of wearing shirts inside out

• Hackers will attack Ajit Pai and uncover some sort of secret fetish of his (my guess is piss or feet but who can say)

• Mothman sighting will re-emerge followed by most likely another bridge collapse or maybe a building

• Someone (Florida Man) is gonna try (and fail) to eat a crocodile alive

• Boston Dynamics is finally gonna make a robot you can ride

• A prank youtuber will do a livestream where they will actually get murdered for real

• The Hot New Meme™ will just be screaming (think rickrolling but 1000× worse)

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[wyldhippie]

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[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

3/8 let’s go

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s not even February yet

[languill]

It’s sad how much of what is taught in school is useless to over 99% of the population.

There are literally math concepts taught in high school and middle school that are only used in extremely specialized fields or that are even so outdated they aren’t used anymore!

[flavoracle]

I took calculus my senior year of high school, and I really liked the way our teacher framed this on the first day of class.

He asked somebody to raise their hand and ask him when we would use calculus in our everyday life. So one student rose their hand and asked, “When are we going to use this in our everyday life?”

“NEVER!!” the teacher exclaimed. “You will never use calculus in your normal, everyday life. In fact, very few of you will use it in your professional careers either.” Then he paused. “So would you like to know why should care?”

Several us nodded.

He picked out one of the varsity football players in the class. “You practice football a lot during the week, right Tim?” asked the teacher.

“Yeah,” replied Tim. “Almost every day.”

“Do you and your teammates ever lift weights during practice?”

“Yeah. Tuesdays and Thursdays we spend a lot of practice in the weight room.”

“But why?” asked the teacher. “Is there ever going to be a play your coach tells you use during a game that requires you to bench press the other team?”

“No, of course not.”

“Then why lift weights?”

“Because it makes us stronger,” said Tim.

“Bingo!!” said the teacher. “It’s the same thing with calculus. You’re not here because you’re going to use calculus in your everyday life. You’re here because calculus is weightlifting for your brain.”

And I’ve never forgotten that.

[sandandglass]

[sunrise-surf]

i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view

[goodnigth]

the entirety of apple products is just an example of how we’ll never be able to stop capitalism because if it goes any further we’ll just accept it. like there is no reasonable explanation to the fact that people will pay 30 dollars for something that cost 50 cents to make other than that we are complacent in our own societal demise

[goodnigth]

“we slow phones down on purpose” “we took out the headphone jack so now you have to pay for adapters” “we literally took out the USB DRIVE. on a LAPTOP. and are charging 40 bucks for a mini usb cable that is functionally useless” “oh we also pay our workers 10% of a fucking living wage”

people: ok cool as long as the message bubble is blue

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