Many thanks to @the-nonchalance-blogs for the tags on this brainrot and the subsequent brainstorming of ideas 💖
POV: you are Young Master Jin Zixuan and you have a HUGE FAT CRUSH on a Yunmeng sibling. Which one? Could it be all of them? You go for it.
There are three levels.
EASY LEVEL: JZX courts Yanli. You start with a bonus because the respective mothers have betrothed the two to each other.
You get a malus every time you do or say something that will make WWX and JC hate you because their shijie is Suffering™️.
Good ending: JZX marries Yanli - bonus scene of the couple with a newborn JL, they all are happy.
Bad ending: Yanli morally and spiritually tears JZX apart, while WWX and JC beat the crap out of him.
MEDIUM LEVEL: JZX courts WWX. You start with a malus because WWX hates your guts. If you can get shijie to be on your side, JC will follow.
Good ending: congrats, JZX marries the Yiling Laozu and no one is ever allowed to say anything bad about him - bonus scene with JZX and WWX riding off into the sunset on Little Apple.
Bad ending: WWX rides off into the sunset with Hanguang-jun, while JC beats the crap out of JZX and shijie prepares his funeral.
DIFFICULT LEVEL: JZX courts JC. Here you have to be EXTRA motivated, cos JC, having the same self esteem as a boiled courgette and the rage of a thousand suns, WILL turn you down at every step. You must have all of your stats above level 50 to manage to break through 100 layers of trauma. Yes, you start with 2 malus, cos JC and WWX hate JZX.
Good ending: JZX marries JC - congrats, you obtained the impossible! Bonus scene of JZX kissing JC's hand whilst making full eye contact with him. It is a beautiful sunset in Lotus Pier.
Bad ending: WWX and Yanli prepare JZX's funeral. JC takes it VERY personally and it will end in blood.
You can improve your stats by talking to the npcs:
Zewu-Jun for wisdom
Jin Guangyao for skills
Nie Mingjue for stamina
Nie Huaisang for horniness
Every time you talk, you lose 1 heart of energy. The energy hearts recover 1 every 30 mins.
That is about everything.
Now I can die in peace lol.
