[block]

reblog if you need a hug

[beastlyart]

My favorite thing is when clients fill out paperwork for the emergency clinic and include both an animal’s real name and then, in parenthesis, what they are absolutely called 100% of the time:

Aristotle (Bobo)

Cleo (Miss Muffins)

Jaeger (Fancy Feet)

etc.

Like, if I were to do that, my animals would be Nigel (Kissypants), Blackjack (Beej), Freddie Mercury (Fritter), and Le Chiffre (Sheefies).

[ghost-y]

Mine: Elesh Norn (Ellie Bean) Teysa (Tey Tey) Luma (Luma)

[a-singer-of-songs]

Freya (Tinycat)

Merlin (Twinkletoes)

Rocket (Rockito)

[cryptidcanines]

Castiel (Cas, Casserole, Cashole) 

Arry (Fluffbutt, King Asshole)

Atlas (Squeaks, Little Shitten)

[cosmicbrowniebit]

Maggie Mae (Maggers or Stinky) Rosie (Little Bear or Fuzz Butt)

[teashoesandhair]

Clod (my perfect little grey boy with a beautiful pointy head and a little grey bottom and his paws so grey and little)

[beezelbubbles]

Puck (Puck Puck) Tesseract Godzilla the Terrible (Dammit TESSA) MacKenzie  (Kenzie-kins) Brave Sir Robin (Robin, Tiny Terrorist)

[icescrabblerjerky]

Bowie (Puppy Dog McGee)

[defira85]

Barney (Boo Bear, Snufflewhuff)

Chloe (Lady Poo Breath, Lady Nipperton)

[rhiannon42]

Harley (Baby, Flufflebutt, Bunny)

[stealyourshiny]

Sieglinde (Ziggy)

Monty Python’s Flying Circus (Monty)

Anakin Skywalker (Baby)

Gus (Gus)

XD

[barbeauxbot]

Mimi (Meemers)

Gabbi (Gabberpie)

[korrigan]

Cats: Shadow (Grey dog) Snowball (Black kitty) Bat (Batbrat, Princess) Murloc (Murrbutt, Butthead)

Dogs: Jeremiah (Jerbear) Chase (Tank)

[metaneira]

Dmitri (Mitka, Mitri, Mushka) Julian (Dumbface, Droolian, Boolean) Alistair (Alibear, Fat Bear, Bear Bear) Tali (Tali’zorah nar Rayya vas Meow Meow, Talibear, Buttons) Pandora (Panda Bear, Pandorable)

[soupytwist]

Arrow (Puppers Pupperson, All the Way from Pupperton)

[soupytwist]

I need to add that mine is ALWAYS sung. My dog has a jingle.

[thejupe]

I have an endless supply of nicknames for Samantha. Among the most frequently used: my sweet princess angel, my gray dove, my dumplekin, my beauty, madam, my shrill darling

[brittaunfiltered]

Pigwidgeon (Piggles, Pidge, Piggy, Patches) Fawkes (Fawksie, Buddy, Sweet Boy, Asshole)

[rob-anybody]

Reese (Shmoo, Cutie-Pie)

Hendrix (Fluffers, Fattykins, Floooooooof)

Spike (Baby Kitty, Spoike)

[babbleismysuperpower]

casey (the spaz, my little fuzzybutt)

[x4vn]

Sackville (Little Mr Mow Mow, Lumpy, King Grumpy Pants, Little Man, Butt Face, Lumpy Bumpy, Vomitorius Maximus, Trap, Big Meanie).

Charlie (Cha Cha, Little Princess, Charlie Roup, Girl Curl).

[oldragsandcandleends]

(see above *points up*) I had not hitherto realised how many fewer nicknames we have for Charlie.

[lectorel]

Jory (fuzzbutt, meow mix, baby)

[darthrevaan]

Ingway (Inglie-pingle, baby cat, scruffy, arse, bugger, little shit)

Oswald (Ozzie, Oswaldo, fatty, fatso, bugger, shit)

Pebble (princess Pebble, her ladyship, little madam, lead bitch, rubble, dribble, bugger)

In conclusion: I suddenly realize all the demeaning nicknames I have for my cats. 

[intrusivethot]

Camille Marie (Cammie, Cammie Wammie, doge, camel, camel doge, camel wamel, Camel Wamel Ding Dong, baby doge, tol doge, dummy, butthole, Camille Wamille)

[wizardleg]

Louie (schmoo, schmoo bear, schmoobalina, lamby pajamie uncle Sammy double whammy, bela lougrossi, booger, booboonana, mr handsome, and probably 100 more)

[-explodieren-]

Fish (my goddamn fish that won't stop eating each other and having more babies.)

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[xaldien]

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[skadiyoko]

This post is scandalous.

[malevolentpooka-deactivated2015]

reblogging because Amanda cant. 

[comeinwiththarain-blog]

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Amanda.

[luna-intheforest]

Reblog if it’s completely okay to draw you

[distxnt-clouds]

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[kyloreybans-deactivated20160107]

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

[just-shower-thoughts]

Eventually they’ll need to reinvent Superman’s alter-ego because nobody reads newspapers anymore

[simpleton420-deactivated2017022]

clark kent the buzzfeed editor.

[missharleenfquinzel]

10 People Who are Definitely Not Superman  

[buzzfeed]

*sweats nervously*

[datassium]

r u today’s date??? bc ur an 11/10

[wigglephysics]

EVWRYONE REBLOG THIS BEFORE IT’s TOO LATE.

[princefaery]

GIVEAWAY!

hey everyone!!! so i hit 10k (!!) recently and that’s such a huge milestone for me so im doing this giveaway as a thank you!

RULES:

must be following me, this is a giveaway for my followers (my blog is mostly aesthetic stuff! try to see if you like it before you follow, i don’t want you to have to deal with it on your dash if you dont like that kind of thing. also don’t follow me if you’re just going to unfollow when the giveaway is over)

follow me on instagram (if you dont have an insta thats totally cool!)

only reblogs count, likes can only be used to bookmark; reblog as many times as you want, but try not to spam your followers!

no giveaway blogs please!

PRIZES:

First Place:

a Nemuriale Sleep Aid Russian Blue Kitten (x)

assorted makeup from Nyx - matte liquid liner (x), rocker chic palette of your choice (x), and a soft matte lip cream of your choice (x)

four pairs of art socks (x)

a galaxy chic eyeshadow palette (x)

two bath bombs of your choice (pick from here)

a Wreck This Journal (Duct Tape) Expanded Edition (x)

$50 dollar amazon giftcard

plant stickers (x)

a letter from me!

Second Place

matte liquid liner from Nyx (x)

two pairs of art socks (pick two of the four that are shown here)

a galaxy chic eyeshadow palette (x)

one bath bomb of your choice (pick from here)

$25 dollar amazon giftcard

plant stickers (x)

a letter from me!

OTHER:

don’t delete this caption! idk why you would but yea please don’t

i’ll be using random.org to pick so it’s going to be totally unbiased choosing

i’ll pay for shipping (if you win and live outside of the u.s., we’ll discuss how i’ll get it to you!)

this will end on june 23rd, 2016 (aka my last day of high school!!)

the banner was made by the lovely incredible @rainybean, they are so dang talented!! if u like their art, be sure to commission them they are wonderful

good luck everyone !! have fun, and have a lovely day .x

[lordinfinite]

Okay Wow I really did not think a professional photoshoot would be this different in quality but damn. Its been a crazy 6 months since I started this whole thing with the help of my amazing friend @newdll (tbh this is a collab, she built the groundwork and I did most of the flashy stuff). I feel like i have a lot further to go but Im definitely happy that people like it so much

[the-sociopath-lesbian]

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?!?!

[lordinfinite]

honestly though? i feel like this is a lot better than the other photoset

[the-bi-layer]

YOU LOOK GREAT AAAAAAHHHH

[eeriie]

A simulated nuclear attack done using the public Emergency Alert System (EAS). If there were to be a nuclear war, this is likely how you’d experience it.

[hellyeacreepyshit]

OOOh THIS shit….this shit gave me chills…..INSTANTLY……because it can happen…..

[fierceandraw]

I don’t care who you are this is terrifying. 

[fuckinq]

follow the person this was reblogged from

[snakesbodypillow]

[snakesbodypillow]

[travellertalks]

Heavy is credit to team.

[sizvideos]

American ninja-saurus (full video)

[-explodieren-]

Why do you want to go into mechanical

◦⌓ ◦ why do YOU wanna go into mechanical??