Hi :)

F/26

[marxist-amy-rose]

Ahhh hell yeah, I'm adding this to the pinned.

[goth-queen]

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

huh. wait what's that last one.

[cottoncandylesbo]

im not abusing stimulants, stimulants and i have a perfectly consensual relationship. it likes making me do my laundry. that's how it gets its sick kicks.

[weaselknievel]

friend added me as a Mii on her island and she was like "I trained it to just say "sorry" randomly and it's like. really uncanny how much it sounds like you."

[merelyspecters]

i get all the star trek girlies. i get it now. im watching the original series for the first time, and the heavens above me literally just opened up. it was crazy. mr. spock beamed down and told me he's the greatest character ever made. did this happen to anyone else. im sorry i ever doubted your vision guys he's the best

[asimplepotato]

when your neighbor fucks your wife better than you so you have to break in to her house and unflatten her pressed penny collection. tutorial

[comicaurora]

If you could have one Shakespeare play done by the Muppets what would it be?

obviously a Midsummer Night's Dream, can you imagine? Kermit as Oberon, Miss Piggy as Titania, the non-fae characters are played by the only humans, when Bottom is transformed he physically becomes a muppet, Puck is naturally Gonzo with bonus Rizzo

[comicaurora]

drawings you can hear

[comicaurora]

*new yawk voice*

[timcurrysbooty]

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[takiki16]

NO FEAR.  The actors who played Long John Silver and Captain Flint in Black Sails FULLY ACKOWLEDGE that the Muppet adaptation was the best

(source)

[saint-batrick]

[alder-knight]

hi i hope i get to be the one to break this news on Tumblr, because

I am reading Tim Curry’s 2025 memoir, Vagabond

and in it, he not only devotes a chapter to Muppet Treasure Island, but also references this very post

so, to recap

no, Tim Curry is absolutely NOT a Muppet; however

yes, he and Miss Piggy ABSOLUTELY fucked

[cannibalcaprine]

an incredible linguistic blessing that UwU and OwO are emoticons you can pronounce out loud

[dogpuppy]

I agree This is an outrage!,…

This bald guy fucking sucks

[catboybiologist]

Elementary school crossing guards are willing to fistfight suburban minivan moms for children's safety and they're braver than the marines for that

[ladyshinga]

i think baby-priority-seating should be a thing on planes. like. not, "they go on first", i mean how seating is ARRANGED. like o shit there's a baby on this flight? then the attendants ask everyone in the waiting area "who here is good with babies and enjoys the communal human experience of helping a parent soothe a scared child?" and then they rearrange everyone to make sure those people are sitting next to the baby just in case, and boom, less stress for probably literally everyone including the baby

i have no idea why i am thinking about this. i have no baby and have not been on a flight in years. this is dan levys fault

[qqchurch]

??????

[unusual-pybro]

[manicpixiequeenfly]

dont worry theres no yuri in it just lesbian sex

[unusual-pybro]

If I can’t milk myself in my breast milk fetish game then I ain’t buying it!

[userel]

Honestly "I based the MC of my porn game on grummz" was already the most wild opening to a post I've ever read, and every followup has been the objectively funniest option possible

[girlsjustwannahaveadegree]

Me at least twice a week

[petaltexturedskies]

One day you’ll have whatever it is you’re now so confusedly seeking. That kind of calm that comes from knowing oneself and others. But you can’t rush the arrival of that state of mind. There are things you only learn when no one teaches them. And that’s how it is with life. There’s even more beauty in discovering it for yourself, in spite of the suffering.

Clarice Lispector, from “Gertrudes asks for advice” in The Complete Stories

[goodgirl-inc]

[goodgirl-inc]

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

[zeitghost]