Hi, I'm Tess.

stay a while, won't you?

[dismalnitch-blog]

Hello! Long time no post! I have moved my art blog to instagram. If your are interested in seeing more please follow @tessporterr on instagram 😊

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[moriahari]

An Ancient Relic of times long past.

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[jakegyllenhaal]

I’m a very serious actor, so I have a beard!

[welcometoyouredoom]

Parks and Recreation Halloween candy!

[wessasaurus-rex]

What do you call a Bee that eats other Bees? 

Hannibal Nectar 

[docholligay]

Coming from a state champion baker:

If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t. 

Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof. 

This concludes me attempting to be helpful. 

[meowjorie]

yo I can vouch for this I’ve done this for the last few cakes I’ve made and holy crap it makes suuuuch a difference the cake is still fluffy, but it also seems more dense, and it doesn’t dry out like at all you can leave it uncovered on the counter all day after being cut into, and it won’t get all crusty and dry this is an amazing way to take your cakes to the next level

[leaper182]

Does this count as cake hacks?

[haberdashing]

cake: hacked

[-tessasaurus-]

Team Leaders in Pokemon Go

Candela: iM GONNA CATCH THEM ALL AND THEN TAKE OVER EVERY GYM

Blanche: I'm going to complete the Pokedex for Professor Willow.

Spark: don't ever talk to me or my 4,104 rattatas again

[just-shower-thoughts]

A zoo is a really safe place to fart.

[hyppogriff]

“Mischief Managed.”

[royonfire]

[kelogsloops]

a someone, you call soulmate 🐾

[qumi]

[theartofanimation]

Jasu Hu  -  https://twitter.com/jasuhuart  -  https://www.facebook.com/jasuhuart  -  https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/jasuhu  -  https://www.behance.net/jasuhuart  -  https://www.instagram.com/jasuhuart  -  https://www.linkedin.com/in/jasuhuart  -  https://society6.com/jasuhu  -  http://jasuhu.tumblr.com

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[teacuphoneybee]

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