Funniest thing I have seen in 2020
Ok but legit the funniest part of this is that the cat just knows what he’s about to do before his tongue is even out. He’s done this more than once. A lot more.
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Funniest thing I have seen in 2020
Ok but legit the funniest part of this is that the cat just knows what he’s about to do before his tongue is even out. He’s done this more than once. A lot more.
Do you have any kinks?
That second sleep after you’ve woken up too early
PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON
MOTHER LET ME FIGHT
I’ve never seen the long version of this video before
mother i wish to throw hands. mother. moTHER—
1 800 R U SLAPPIN
Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!
This is what PURE JOY looks like.
Care to debate abortion?
Nah
Mood. -V
This reminds me of a party I went to last year. I was standing with some friends, chatting, and someone said something that indirectly implied that sexism exists. Some trivial recounting of the basic facts of daily life for most women. Something so mild, so uncontroversial, so mundane that I don’t even remember what it was.
Suddenly, this man standing on the outskirts of our conversational circle piped up with “actually, I think men are more discriminated against than women these days.”
All conversation died.
I turned to look at him and he had this smug, insufferable grin on his face, relishing this moment, expecting us to waste our time and energy refuting this ridiculous thing he had just said.
The Devil’s Advocate was among us.
And, in my mind, I saw the next 15+ minutes playing out. The parade of facts and statistics in a vain attempt to defend ourselves, our gender, and to prove that misogyny is real. The glib, snide denials from some shithead who is getting off on our pain and frustration. The Gish Gallop of bullshit that would take a whole evening to properly dismantle. It was depressing and overwhelming. I hated it. I had to kill it before it began.
So I looked him dead in the eye and I said “OK,“ shrugged, and just walked away.
Nothing I have ever said to another human being has ever been so crushing. As I walked away, I watched the smug grin vanish and confusion and anxiety set in. The rest of the group turned their backs to him and carried on as if he had never spoken - as if he was invisible. He was still staring at me when I walked over to another friend and told her what he had said. I pointed him out for her and made direct eye contact with him while we both laughed.
tl;dr: Don’t feed the troll. Let it perish, cold and hungry, in the wasteland of your indifference. It is weak and you are strong. Live your best life.
This is the most hilarious thing and the best advice I’ve ever read on this damned hellsite.
As someone I respect very much has written on more than one occasion, you don’t have to engage in every argument you are invited to.
“your password is weak”
You’re the weak one And you’ll never know love, or friendship And I feel sorry for you
why would they ever delete this scene
"I'm going to be a HORRIBLE Father one day BECAUSE OF YOU FUCKS."
-Every Cat Owner Ever At Some Point
*woman laughing in background while man admonishes his cat*
“-fucking helping. You did it. You’re helping. You’re gonna pick this up one little kernel at a time, and you’re gonna like it, cause I’m fucking fed up with your bullshit. I’m gonna be a horrible father one day because of you fucks.”
a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle
i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about
My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.
“Baby duck reunited with siblings”
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