Sofia M.

24 - She/Ella.

[cungadero]

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

[thrice-the-nobling]

prev's tags are too good not to save

[kniivila]

Dog does not understand

[cpt-tightpants]

[kniivila]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS RULES

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[takineko]

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

[worldheritageposts-official]

Word Heritage Post

[yrbeecharmer]

officially diagnosed with bed too cozy disease

[awidevastdominion]

a viewing tower for fish made with an old fish tank and a couple of cinder blocks

[fini-mun]

Whenever I see these ‘observation towers’ they’re always jam packed with fish. Do fish just enjoy being able to see over the regular water level that much? Is this a good method of enrichment for fish?

[my-cat-said-no]

If you could hang out in space, wouldn’t you???

[sparrowlucero]

The Slaying of the Terrible Sea-Dragon

[petrichara]

2- Mikko Harvey / 3- @beetlejuices / 4- Ocean Vuong / 5- Sarah Kay and Philip Kaye / 6- Franz von Stuck / 7- Cortes Edouard Leon

[lakevida]

cancel your plans we’re thinking about the pale blue dot voyager pic tonight

[zodiacaf]

The signs watching horror movies

Aries: Laughs

Taurus: Eats all the popcorn within 30 minutes

Gemini: inserts their opinions and commentary on the subjects of hauntings and horrors

Cancer: Huddles under a blanket and peeks over it

Leo: Yells at the characters for being stupid

Virgo: Doesn't like the camera angle

Libra: figures out who the killer is first and ruins it for everyone

Scorpio: Pretends not to be scared out of their wits

Sagittarius: Believes that the main character won't die

Capricorn: Calculates chances of characters actually surviving

Aquarius: Doesn't take eyes off the movie the entire time

Pisces: Mentally distracts themself to avoid getting scared

[ojalaqueloleas]

“Al final, qué importa si perdemos tiempo estando juntos. Ya hemos perdido demasiado esperándonos.”

—

Dashten Geriott 

(via fuegodemetralla)

[elchicodelayer]

“Lo peor que puede pasarnos es que nos pase de golpe: cambiar de golpe, amar de golpe, necesitar de golpe.”

— Benjamín Griss

[somosletras]

“Bésame por última vez, hazlo antes de que vea el amanecer. No digas más, sé que te irás y que entre mis brazos ya no estarás. Ya no quiero pensar en lo qué ocurrió y tampoco quiero llorar, así que hoy, en medio de esta oscuridad, rodéame con tu calor, que mi piel de nieve ya te está extrañando y he comenzado a temblar. Bésame, recórreme a besos como si todo estuviera bien, como si aún me desearas; susúrrame tu amor y dí que lo soy todo para ti. Sé que te irás y sé que te estoy pidiendo que me mientas, pero será tan sólo esta vez, así que por favor, detén mis lágrimas con tus besos porque esta es nuestra última vez.”

— Bésame por última vez - Gitana(Melancólicos versos de la Gitana)~ (via cerditovolador)

[ink-the-artist]

girl help im escaping from predators

[k-eke]

Be careful princess  🌸

[valtsv]

i love megafauna because its just like what if an animal was really big wouldn't that rule. and it does.

[valtsv]

this goes for real megafauna and fantasy megafauna. i love that there used to be giant sloths roaming the earth that i can stand next to scale models of in the museum and i also love it when someone draws a koi fish the size of a car.

[plumstreet]

WHERE is that poem about that person learning all about their partners hyperfixation before getting dumped the last line is like "love is a stack of books on my nightstand with a bookmark near the end" I need it to feel whole help me please

[cielosky]

NYT Tiny Love Stories, 2/11/2020

A Bookmark Near the End

He loves history. He wanted to write a biography of John Quincy Adams. I, shamefully, knew almost nothing about John Quincy Adams, so I went online and bought every biography of him I could find. One day, he called me, claiming that we wouldn’t work out long term. He said he loved me but that we had different interests. “What does love mean to you?” I said. “That’s an impossible question,” he replied. I, however, find love to be quite simple. Love is the stack of biographies on my nightstand with a bookmark near the end. — Julia Nicole Camp 

[whitepeopletwitter]

Like Costco