The Bone Zone™️

Unfortunately a grown womfn

[mothcrumbs]

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

[mothcrumbs]

[dongboss]

Needed to get this off my chest to someone. But. I think someone should make Queen Elizabeth smoke a joint that's laced with weed so she dies. Literally foolproof

you want to give her a joint. laced. with weed. a joint. with weed in it. you want to give her a joint. and she looks at it and says. "oh a diet joint" and she goes to smoke it but then it's. it's weed. and she hates it? I think? and she dies. from the weed?

[unbelievablekats]

Felt weird and now its everyones problem

[louisegluckpdf]

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

[ryebreadgf]

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[cannibalchicken]

[dogpuppy]

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[dogpuppy]

[podcastwizard]

i don’t know how many people on tumblr know about “verticals” - they’re cheaply made soap operas that are filmed vertically so you can watch them on your phone. they’re infamous in the acting world because of the poor writing and nonsensical plots - almost always has something to do with a mafia boss or a vampire or a werewolf - and they always have insane titles like “pregnant with the ceo’s baby” or “forced to marry the alpha king.” i come across tons of them on casting websites and they all have wild titles and descriptions but none of them, None of Them, have truly grabbed me like the title i saw today:

Dr. Fangs: He Prescribes Bites

[podcastwizard]

answering some questions i’ve seen:

1. yes, real people work on these

2. some of the scripts might be ai generated but a lot of them are poorly translated in to english from other languages (china and russia are really big in to verticals) or just written in like an afternoon by someone with no will to live

3. shockingly you get paid really well for these, like way more than nonunion standard, which is why a lot of actors flock to them

4. they’re typically hosted on tiktok or apps specifically designed for hosting verticals

5. as far as i am aware, dr. fangs does not prescribe mouse bites

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @bingus48)

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[dogpuppy]

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.