[catpda]

when cats knead on you and you can feel their nails puncturing holes into your skin but they look at you with that loving warm expression and you look back like

[skinsandotherthings]

[twitterlols]

he is so proud of himself and so am I

[generic-url-goes-here]

When your sugar daddy gets into politics and you have to start making up speeches

[awwww-cute]

Two good boys (Source: http://ift.tt/2ux4uWD)

[trashythingsgohere]

I live in a very classy area

[ruinedchildhood]

[kazehayakuns]

[pxlestine]

[onlytwitterpics]

[kirkspocks]

[venusknife-deactivated20230323]

straight people are so fucking wild today my coworker informed me that cafés are for women and bars are for men and her husband refuses to enter starbucks in case they think hes gay ?? whats up next in Incredibly Unnecessary Gendering

[thecommonchick]

when ur friend is telling you one of their hoe stories & didn’t know they got down like that 

[carudamon119]

[wholesomemes-archive]

[twenyonepilots]

do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

My answer when people ask me how my day is going