dubiousexinstence

brainrot dump, cycling through various hyperfixations 18+ i guess but like im not ur mum

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[noxidae]

I love victim-perpetrator characters so much. Yes girl continue that cycle of harm and feel absolutely terrible about it but unable to stop because this is the only way you have control yesss

[airplaneearsarmand]

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[androdragynous]

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

[girlsjustwannahaveadegree]

Me at least twice a week

[eosphoroz]

The type of photo Eric Bogosian would post and add: "Season 3 coming soon. Daniel incoming."

[skyrigel]

[tadfools]

This is my favorite picture I’ve ever seen just to be clear

[prokopetz]

“Generically medieval”, by which we mean our peerage is French, our castles are German, our weapons are Italian, and everybody speaks English.

[the-venereal-bede-deactivated20]

you can have religion in one of 2 flavors: “woo hoo aesthetic garnish” and “Sinister State Control in Bad Allegory for Problems in Modern Christianity”

[prokopetz]

Also, the latter is aesthetically French Catholic, theologically German Protestant, and has the institutional structure of the Church of Scientology.

[jasmiinitee-deactivated20210610]

not to mention that this land is simultaneously inhabited by thinly modified northern vikings (Nordic pre-medieval/9th century), travelling mongols (European medieval/13th century) and a wealthy italian merchant family with a house full of oil paintings (Southern European renaissance/15th century). the dance of the day is waltz (refined German 18th century country dance).

[marietheran-archived]

But it will only actually be called inaccurate if an adaptation chooses to add a Black person.

[lighthouseweeper]

One way to enjoy the character of Marius is to realise that he believes that he’s the genteel lead of a very serious historical/literary merchant ivory type drama but life keeps making him the comic relief

Examples

1. Running buck naked through a forest pursued by druids

2. Taking care of Akasha for like 1000 years only to find out she hates him and all the thanks he gets is to be frozen in ice

3. Becoming a prime minister, but Lestat is his boss

4. Got dumped by Daniel Molloy

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whenever i visualise other vampires while reading the books, in my mind they're all kinda normal human-passing if recently fed, but when i read about Marius out and about in the world, it's just like Scooby Doo dressed as a grandma every time

[lilyblisslys]

insane comparison, thank you Guillermo

Interview Link!

[clazbly]

Classic literature fans when the insane white boy gets really sick for a long period of time

[loverrozanov]

i have a feeling they are gonna get weird with vampire bodily functions this season. two shots of piss, lestat puking his guts out. the costume designer asking if vampire ejaculate goes through leather (answer was yes). we are getting bodily functions, yippee!!

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omg if vampire cum goes through leather what the fuck does it do to people???

[manichewitz]

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to be a man with a homoerotic years long incredibly intense friendship with another man

[marysyp96]

[monsterboyfriend-deactivated202]

Watching the leftism leave Fledgling Vampire Daniel Molloy's body when he's reminded that eating humans is incompatible with valuing human life

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[sourcreammachine]

i’m sorry kink fans but i just can’t see the suffix ‘con’ without thinking it means convention

‘dubcon’ will skrillex be there??

[sourcreammachine]

oh no oh no please not this post please

[wynnyfryd]

reblog to get your bones rattled at the dubious convention

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