Relentless Forward Motion

Running. Hockey. Life. Dumb stuff. Dogs. Marvel. Sebastian Stan and my endless sexual frustration.

[bevioletskies]

yelena belova in every episode ever | 1x06 - so this is christmas?

“You got so much time with her.”

[0n-y0ur-left]

Okay but obviously I finished Hawkeye before going to see Spiderman No Way Home today and like, when Yelena said she wanted to see the "new and improved" Statue of Liberty I knew it was going to be something dumb in-universe, but...

My guys...

I *gasped* at how fucking dumb the shield was. And then had a bout of uncontrollable giggles because fuck, that absolutely 💯 would happen. And I hate it so much

[myownworstenemyyy]

that's it that's the show

[ruinedchildhood]

[0n-y0ur-left]

Happy Holidays to all of you who celebrate, and thank you for still sticking around despite how little I've posted around here in recent years ❤❤❤

[0n-y0ur-left]

When you're watching Hawkeye and Baby Sister Yelena shows up and adopts her own Baby Sister in Kate Bishop

[merelybeing]

[0n-y0ur-left]

Sitting down to watch Hawkeye and during the opening sequence I for some reason remember that the role was originally offered to Jensen Ackles and in turn thinking about how much better the whole Hawkeye Initiative could have been with Jensen Ross Jender Ackles as the subject and just... the disappointment is so real.

[injuries-in-dust]

Comic by PetFoolery

Hands up if you'd also adopt that little noodle! ✋

[the-sighs-of-sunset]

Tags by @interstellarvagabond

[injuries-in-dust]

THERE'S A SEQUEL!

[theanishimori]

MR. NOODLE

[injuries-in-dust]

The adventure continues!

Awesome dad is awesome.

[raimagnolia]

Hopefully the mother will get used to it

[injuries-in-dust]

Mom finally warmed up to Mr Noodle.

Made by PetFoolery

[thoodleoo]

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

[ancient-rome-au]

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

[antique-scarecrow]

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

[nanarchy]

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

[antique-scarecrow]

worst possible response thanks so much

[everythingfox]

“Hands down, confidently after 26 years on the internet, this is the best thing I have ever found.”

(Source)

[saltyhuntress]

9x13 | THE PURGE [24/∞]

[bluishorange]

@ilarual THIS

[redwing]

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[arctic-ham]

[honuofhawaii]

Maybe it’s not Daddy issues, but you got some issues if you’ve willing put the mark of Cain on yourself!

[feywildfox]

What other people put on their body is generally no one else’s business, and they do not have “issues” for doing something that has meaning to them. Don’t reblig shit to sound condescending about people you don’t know, regardless of what personal meaning that symbol has to you. Let people be people jesus christ

[redwing]

[bundibird]

What @redwing said

[gnashingmaw]

who cares about supernatural can we talk about the way his tits bounce

[gnashingmaw]

[butch-of-the-blades]

Great post everyone! Hit the showers

[deanwasalwaysbi]

Brainworms - The last words that Mary ever said to him were that he had angels watching over him. The last words. and then she burned to death and he had to live with a post Mary John and had caretaking responsibilities at 4.

Of course that boy refused to believe angels were real.

[apple-bottom-jeansx]

I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”

[gangueiro]

[transviktortalis]

#oh this place is HAUNTED haunted

[rahullkohli]

florencepugh: I did a thing.. #chopchopchop ✂️