Wellcome To My Secret Whump Blog

Nobody can know about this

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Ehehehh I may not be doing Whumptober, but that doesn’t mean I can’t draw my boys!

Aww look at dem.

Ehehehehehehehehehehh bruise addition

Reference by @snuffysbox

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Crap I really wanted to do Whumptober this year but..

I got a ton of homework I need to do

These math exams aren’t going to pass themselves

I don’t understand half of the prompts

I probably shouldn’t even be on this site

Well at least I did day 1. Maybe I’ll join back in?

College is crazy stressful

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Let’s hang out

“Wake up sleeping beauty.”

Rufus groggily opened his eyes, only to be met with a masked man leaning over him.

Startled. Rufus jumped and tried to scramble out of his bed, only to find out that he couldn’t move. His arms had been pulled behind his head, and made a soft clinking sound when he tried to move them. “What the-?”

“Sleep well, Rufus?” The man asked taking a seat on the bed, resting their hand on their chin. “I hope you did. Because we’re going to have a lot fun together!”

“What the fuck? Who the hell are you!? Let me go!” Shouted Rufus pulling against his restraints.

“Wow, forgot me already?” The man sighed “Some friend you are. You’re the one that called me, you said that you wanted to hang out sometime. And so, here we are!”

“Hang out? What I meant by hanging out is going to a cafe or going to the park! Not having a goddamn maniac tie me to my fucking bed!!” Rufus shouted as he thrashed

“Well then, maybe you should’ve been more specific.” The man laughed

“Let! Me! Go!” Screamed Rufus

“Not yet,” The man clasped his hands grinning.“We still have to hang out!”

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This is it. This will be the year I actually participate in Whumptober!

Or at least I hope I do

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Whump Prompt! #1

Whumpee has nice hair. But they’re tired of Whumper touching/pulling it.

So when Whumper leaves the house, they decide to buzz it off.

How does the Whumper react when they get back home?

((Feel free to use this)(pls tag me if you do))

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Bonus:

I’m just trying to write Whump, but SOMEBODY keeps on trying to ship my Whumper and Whumpee together

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Hehe Whump meme

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Did somebody ask for a doodle of Lyle trying to commit suicide in the bathtub Again? .....No?

Well screw that. Here’s my boy!

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Rewriting one of my old stories after I realized how much Whump potential it had. Gonna try my hand at fantasy Whump.

(I find it easier to write, if I know what the characters look like.)

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Your whump word(s) of the day

“Is everyone okay?”

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A chorus of “yep"s, “yeah"s, “I’m okay"s, etc. And one very distinct thud is the reply.

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A: “Mhmmm…….” *thunk*

B: “Yeah, I’m gonna take that as a no.”

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“Does blending out count as ok? Cause if so, I’m great.”

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Aw man writing problems

So, I’ve got this Whumper character. And I’m having some trouble with finding the right attitude for him. Cause like half of the the time he’s like: “I hate you with a burning passion and I want to see you suffer.” And then the other half is like: “Oh my god, I love and cherish you. If anyone harms a single hair on your head, I will tear their hands off and force them down their throats.”

So, do y’all see my problem here? He’s pretty evil. But he’s also pretty Darn Overprotective!

I don’t know what to do

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Hey y’all let’s talk about Magical Healing

So, I’ve been seeing a lot of crap about Magical Healing in the Whump Community. But like hear me out guys, Magical Healing, but it hurts to heal. So for example, somebody absolutely shatters their arm, but hey! No worries! They have magical healing! So it’ll heal in a matter of minutes! But, their bones are fusing back together. And that’s gotta hurt. Right guys?? Or like a dislocated shoulder? It pops out, then pops straight back in! Like oh my god, that would hurt so F*CKING MUCH! Or a Stab wound! Their FLESH would Literally Stich itself Back TOGETHER!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF So, yea. Just asking how do y’all feel bout this?

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*whispers (Thank you for coming to my Ted talk)

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@anthora-09 ‘s My favorite things: Whump edition song is stuck in my head so I made a comic about it.

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Whump Prompt #31

   An incomplete list of household things with which to hurt your characters

-safety scissors

-the serrated edge of tape dispensers

-paperweights

-sewing needles

-kitchen knives (of course)

[voidwhump]

-the corner of a fishtank (I cut myself by swinging my hand into it once)

-heavy books

-pencils

-push a bookshelf on em

[secrettheorist]

- iron

- candles

- wooden spoons

- slam their fingers in a drawer

- tie them up with phone cords

- duck tape

[whumpitywhumpwhump]

- staircases

-stovetop?

-bathtub (for drowning)

-pillows (for suffocation)

-hit ‘em with a lamp

-lots of fun corners to slam heads into

-stapler?

-meat tenderizer

-blender

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Let’s see if I can come up with any, it seems most of not all of the good ones have been taken XP

- Have them break a mirror

- My gosh doors are dangerous, ppls, slam a limb in it or something

- Also in the tub they can slip and break a bone (my brother did this…)

- Electrocution (happened to my dad when he was a kid because of something to do with an outlet I think)

- They could always be using a hammer or something and…. whoops

- One time the metal frame of a chair poked through by the fabric and I got a gash on my leg

- (I think only if there’s another person there to do it but you could) stab them with a screwdriver too

- My cousin broke a bowl (or plate, I forget) and had to get stitches

- Spill a hot drink on them (I think this can give surprisingly severe burns)

- Cans!!! They’re wonderfully heavy (ever dropped multiple at once? I shudder), and the whumpee can also slice themselves when it’s open and sharp :3

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I guess I might have a few things?

-Falling down the stairs? (A few of my siblings have cracked open their chins this way)

-the corner of a table

-A good old fashion bread knife

-Getting stabbed with a fondue fork (Not fun I speak from experience)

-Getting trapped in a fridge (I’m pretty sure you can suffocate in thoses)

-A toaster. Wouldn’t it be fun to get your hand stuck in that!?

-Definitely doors If you slam it hard enough you can break some fingers!

-A Vegetable peeler

-Smash Literally Anything Over Their Head

-A big book

-Power chords (Good for tripping and choking!)

-Wet Tile Floor (Slip City!)

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Umm decided to finally suck it up and actually post some of my writing. I’m going to start soft then move onto the really Whumpy things.

“Oh No! No! No! NO! Don’t you dare fucking die on me!!” Lyle’s body lay motionless on the bathroom floor. “You can’t leave me alone! Please! Please! Please! Breathe! For god’s sake please just fucking breathe!” Casper pushed down on his baby brother’s chest, desperately trying his best to make him breathe again. There was a soft gurgle from Lyle, his eyes flew open. Casper quickly rolled him onto his side, as he began to cough up the water. After Lyle stopped coughing Casper instantly wrapped up him up in a hug. Lyle let out a confused wheeze “C-Casper?” “Shhh. It’s all ok. I’ve got you now. Just breathe.” Casper whispered Lyle shook as he took a few wheezing breaths, tears falling freely from his eyes. “That’s it. Good boy. Just like that.” Casper whispered as he held his brother’s damp body. A few hot tears dripped down his own cheeks. When was the last time that he was this emotional? Surely it must have been when Mother had died, right? But that doesn’t matter right now. The only that does matter, is that Lyle is safe and breathing. Casper scooped up Lyle into his arms as he suddenly stood up. Lyle gave a little whimper only to be shushed by Casper “Shhhh. Lyle it’s ok sweetheart. I’m just bringing you to bed. It’s ok. Everything’s going to be ok. You’re all right. It’s all good.” Casper pushed open his door and set Lyle down on his bed, he then came back with an oversized T-shirt which he pulled over his brother’s head. Casper tucked his baby brother into his own bed and laid next to him. Lyle fell asleep in an instant. Casper looked at Lyle sleeping so peacefully, he reached over and stroked his still damp hair. “I can’t afford to lose anyone else.” Uttered Casper, before falling asleep himself.