UntitledForever

Alright, so I'm Haley. I'm getting too old for this shit. I'm a D&D and pickles on my pizza kind of beast.

[sharpestrose]

It’s too late to kinkshame Lestat probably

[viedzma]

i’m kinkshaming him anyway

[i-want-my-iwtv]

[ellieintheskywithdiamonds-deact]

Anne Rice is going to sue everyone on this post

[anais-mitchell]

because when you have a 6′ 7″ jacked dude like Timothy Hughes in your ensemble, you get him to lift Everyone

[scorpiety-bye-deactivated202310]

do you think we get to learn everything when we die or are the colors that exist between colors gonna be shrimp-only knowledge forever

[valtsv]

reverse lady of the lake

[valtsv]

i just keep throwing swords into the water until it yields me a wife

[moldyjunk]

KITTEN IN MY CAR

[moldyjunk]

BABY IS SAFE

[moldyjunk]

Dave: “We probably can’t keep him so don’t get too attached now ok”

(one hour later)

Dave: “I named him Meep Meep”

[moldyjunk]

Happy one year anniversary to our precious boy! ♡♡♡ This is what he looks like now, and he weighs about 15 lbs!!! Can you believe this is what we found in my car??

[totallyalegitspy]

Bless Meep Meep

[chaneajoyyy]

[theminingengineer]

[iguanamouth]

look at this photo of my stepdad

[iguanamouth]

look at these other photos of my stepdad

[iguanamouth]

ｌｏｏｋ  ａｔ  ｔｈｉｓ  Ｆｉｎａｌ  Ｐｈｏｔｏ  ｏｆ  ｍｙ  ｓｔｅｐｄａｄ

[dentedhelm]

HIGH QUALITY RARE POST REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN

[otherwindow]

[otherwindow]

Iconic seafarer beards became a trend to scare away pesky mermaids.

Mermaid, seeing a bald pirate: Zero threat…! Mermaid, seeing a hairy, bearded pirate: If I get too close their face tentacles will eat me…!

[otherwindow]

Most mermaids only grow short beards as not to scare baby mermaids (longer beards look like the tentacled mouths of hungry squids and octopuses).

Pirates use this innate fear to their advantage to protect themselves from mermaids, hence the iconic beards and hat:

[ninjanaomi]

I like how this is presented as factual information

[water-of-the-bong-deactivated20]

because it is

[quasarkisses]

not to be absolutely bonkers back on my pokemon-daemon star trek au bullshit but tos kirk has a fat pikachu and aos kirk has the redesign

[quasarkisses]

i rest my case your honor

[thetimetostrikeislater]

This is a strong argument

[starbitten13]

it continues...

[quasarkisses]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[laslloronas]

Gay edgy sad folk music alignment

[cute-baby-animals]

[cumaeansibyl]

human: *gentle “owl” hooting*

actual owls: *tiny velociraptor screams*

[incurablenecromantic]

“Old friend” either means an elderly dog or an individual of the same gender with whom you have been secretly in love for more than a decade. There are no other possible interpretations.

[reasonably-annoyed-fog]

This is blatant archenemy erasure and I won’t stand for it

[random-stuff-thrown-into-a-pot]

How about an archenemy of the same gender whom you have been secretly in love with for more than a decade? 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Leather jackets = cool. Leather vests = not cool. Therefore, leather sleeves = very cool

[parakeet]

it turns out that when disney allowed donald duck and goofy to be sora’s companions in kingdom hearts, they only allowed it as long as neither character was ever shown wielding a sword, which is why they have a staff and a shield respectively… but honestly disney… let donald have knife you close minded bastards…. he was in the navy he knows the fragility of life let him defend himself with his own hands instead of some bitch ass magic wand

[timefortigers]

ok wait but what about mickey mouse. mickey mouse has a keyblade. is this some kind of like. is he the only one allowed a sword so that the others may not usurp him

[parakeet]

disney has no control over mickey tbh. he goes where he wants and does what he pleases. they dont own him. he owns them

[blurrycriticalroleposts]

Right in the goddamn feels…

[nightfuryqueen]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SENSEI

[thoodleoo]

useless ancient roman law facts

if you call someone to witness and they refused to show up, you are legally entitled to stand outside their house and scream, but only every third day

you can sell your son into slavery once or twice, but after the third time he doesn’t have to put up with that shit anymore

no wailing allowed at funerals

also you can only have ONE funeral per person, don’t get greedy

if your neighbor’s tree has a branch hanging into your yard, you can legally cut down the entire fucking tree

however, if some of your neighbor’s fruit from his dumb tree falls into your yard, he can legally come into your yard to snoop around get it

if you call someone to witness and they’re too sick or old to get to court themselves, you have to provide a cart for them to come in, but it doesn’t have to be, like, a nice cart if you don’t want it to