canonically dead

multi–fandom trash i post art sometimes ig: 0re0cake5

[noogats]

My comic for @thebookoflovezine vol. 2!

Thank you to everyone who ordered a copy! This was so much fun to draw and be a part of!! Love these two 🥰💕

[haikyuuprettysettersquad]

[0re0cake5]

bokuto: I CAN FEEL WITH MY EYES.

akaashi: that's very nice, bokuto-san.

[0re0cake5]

y'all ever got to the point of devastation where, "if only they were real." or "i wish i was in the game." but for real,,,

you really think handsome 2D men will swoon for you in a messenger app? when not having seen your face? so when they do see your face, ah yes, their disappointment kicks in.

cause that's me everytime i finish a route.

[lovehatemysme]

i feel like jumin would want MC to put his ties on him every morning. so how do you think he would react to an mc who doesn't know how to tie a tie?

Right!! It's a simple gesture but somehow really intimate at the same time ☺️

He'd feel sad but won't show it

And let MC pick the tie anyways

He'd teach her how!!! So she could do it

And it would really be sweet because it would be his hands on hers to guide it

"Do it like this," he'd be gentle as he guide her hands and fingers

The first few times it would be sloppy

But he'd be patient because he loves how he could pull her closer once she's done and get a kiss

And once she perfects it she'll get a gift!!

Jumin she only learned how to tie!!

But such achievements deserves a gift from Jumin

Because he just loves that intimate moment where she's close to him as she knots his tie 🥰

[my-heart-is-but-a-gentle-moon]

[lovehatemysme]

Omg i love this kdrama so much when i watched this scene it really gave me jumin x mc vibes 🥺❤

And the first lead is like jumin and zen combined i loved him 😂

[myssdark]

hot day

dunno just wanted to draw saeyoung

[ikipin]

Having a snack while studying at a coffee shop; college Bokuto can’t keep his crush in check; gay panic ensues; Bo nearly chokes on his chicken-avocado wrap.

[0re0cake5]

would y'all be interested if i drew akaashi in a maid costume? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[maxkirin]

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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[writing-prompt-s]

Assassins

“Below are selected prices that are paid to professional assassins by criminal organizations and drug cartels for a contract hit.

In Australia, the median price to hire a hit man is $13,610 (9,800 Euros), with the price going up to $83,000 (60,000 Euros) based on the task.

In Mexico, the cost for a low level assassin is $208 (150 Euros), and up to $20,832 (15,000 Euros) for a higher profile target like a police chief.

The prices paid in Argentina are between $3,749 (2,700 Euros) to $5,555 (4,000 Euros) per hit.

Government statistics in Spain state that 40 assassinations take place each year, with prices for the hit ranging between $27 (20 Euros) to $69,000 (50,000 Euros).”

So cheap! I always thought things like this would cost more than $1 million…

[writer-wannabe-needs-inspiration]

This is super useful to know!

[writing-prompt-s]

and not just for writing!!

[ladybugseatppl]

@katherine-rose

[katherine-rose]

HOLY FUCK

HOW MANY HOURS HAVE I WASTED TRYING TO FIND HEROIN PRICES ON THE INTERNET WHAT A GREAT DATABASE

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I needed this

[rheevalka]

Actually useful. Sometimes incognito isn’t enough.

[0re0cake5]

iM ON ZENS ROUTE AND I JUST WANT TO GIVE HIM A FUCKING HUG AND SMOOCH HIM AND LET HIM KNOW THAT HE IS IMPORTANT AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH SHDMSIDSJSJSJDJD I WILL LITERALLY KILL FOR HIM IF I NEED TO MY BABU ZEN P L E A S E.

[greybazzy]

This is mine. What’s yours?

[anon-drabble]

oooh awesome!

please pass this around, these are great!

[mysmequeenie]

I love this! 💜✨ Please keep passing this around!

[the11th-plague]

[0re0cake5]

as u can see i love jumin very much

[lovehatemysme]

Cutie pie Yoosung looks so gorgeous and so soft with his hair like that aahh~

[0re0cake5]

u wouldnt think this cutie would plant a bomb in your apartment. uwu

but he did.

[0re0cake5]

im thinking of making a fanfic but what should be the ship????? y'all decide and then i'll try to think up of a story.

[0re0cake5]

im starting out mystic messenger and iDK ANYTHING CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME???

[lovehatemysme]

Hi what help do u need we got you

[0re0cake5]

ok first question i got is can i finish the game AS A WHOLE like the whole game

without spending angything

sorry im a poor womans daughter 😔😔😔

[lovehatemysme]

Yes! You just have to be patient getting hourglasses to unlock the other routes (Deep & Another route)

Always click honey buddha chips, exchange the hearts for hourglasses and check the guest list in the end as they give 1 HG each.

Cheritz is generous, in my opinion, as they always give hourglasses every event and when a sudden disruption occurs. Just recently the game was down for 3 consecutive times with no warning and as compensation they gave out 100 hourglasses 😂

[0re0cake5]

well what would happen if i get less than 85% on a day? how would it affect me

im asking this cause i don't really have wifi with me all the time and today i already missed 2 chatrooms (T⌓T)

[0re0cake5]

im starting out mystic messenger and iDK ANYTHING CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME???

[lovehatemysme]

Hi what help do u need we got you

[0re0cake5]

ok first question i got is can i finish the game AS A WHOLE like the whole game

without spending angything

sorry im a poor womans daughter 😔😔😔

[0re0cake5]

i feel like kenma and akaashi meet up sometimes and talk about their boyfriends, kuroo and bokuto respectively like two wives struggling with their husbands.

"and then he–"

"no, he wouldn't–"

"he DID!"

"oh my god, he's insane!"

[0re0cake5]

im starting out mystic messenger and iDK ANYTHING CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME???