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which-poll-is-sexiest

Which writing utensil is sexiest?

Ball point pen

Permanent marker

Pencil

Pen from a $1 multipack

Dry erase marker

Crayon

Washable Marker

Colored Pencil

Mechanical pencil

Voting ended onApr 8

0river-styx0

I read the title as Sexist

#tumblr polls #reblog

targetedknowledge

0river-styx0

This bunny is getting drunk lol

#bunny #saving this for later

zero1infinity

tsukiyamas

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

diggly

no one tell him

rhube

This is it, lads. The post that started us on this path 9 years ago.

I sure hope no one told him.

silvergifs

looney-mooney-studio

Happy Ides of March! May we all be able to channel our inner Ferb. Image ID in alt text

jamistasty

BECAUSE HE’S WORTH IT

goracememy

laughing-instead-of-crying

If my family finds my tumblr, I am cooked. Like so cooked. Cookiddy-cook-cook-cooked.

dailycatsblog

#me but I'm allergic to cats #cats

ghost-in-your-computer

Tell me what you see.

A light in the darkness.

A bearded man.

A mushroom cloud.

A head on a pillow.

Voting ended onOct 26, 2025

0river-styx0

I see two bears touching noses

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

ok but DID I come back wrong, or did you build up an idealized version of me in your head that was easy to love while I was dead? but now that I'm real and alive and complicated again, you resent me for not being as simple and compliant as a mere memory?

do you resent me for coming back "wrong," or for coming back at all?

0river-styx0

Jason Todd ghostwrote this

#Don’t hate me if that’s totally inaccurate #I’ve only watched BTAS and the Lego Batman movie so I’ve seen no content with him in it.#red hood #jason todd

When I next open tumblr I better see the destiel meme everywhere on dash

#fuck trump #destiel news #no one mourns the wicked #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE