wha, wha, huh

I believe in Bigfoot... but does he believe in me?

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Ain't That a Kick in the Head

Well, we know your vitals are good. But that don't mean them bullets didn't leave you nuttier than a Bighorner dropping.

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Resident Evil 4 (2023)

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US forces radioed a message to ships near the strait Tuesday saying ‘the southern route of the strait remains open’

“F— off,” one sailor is heard over marine radio, according to a recording reviewed by WSJ.

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Turns out you can’t just say “The strait is open,” and expect sailors to dodge anti-ship missiles in their 800ft long boats.

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PlayStation putting out a legal notice saying they’re removing 500+ movies from user accounts days before announcing they’re getting rid of physical discs for games is an interesting choice

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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

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Elon Musk Didn’t Want His Latest Deposition Released. Here It Is.

Musk is being sued for falsely suggesting a 22-year-old Jewish man was part of a neo-Nazi brawl.

Elon Musk Deposed In Lawsuit For Falsely Linking Jewish Man To Neo-Nazi Brawl

Elon Musk was deposed in a recent lawsuit for falsely linking a 22-year-old Jewish man to a neo-Nazi brawl. Musk, who attempted to keep the

PLEASE read this

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bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

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damn

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HE LEFT

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????

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oh my god

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KILL HIM

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he is DONE.

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HELP ME .

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wow. ok.

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genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .

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doing a reread now this is so cunty

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goddamn .

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fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

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how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar

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Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.

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I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part

MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions? MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.

is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.

like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.

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this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

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me explaining to the ER doctor how i accidentally sucked the entire xxl horse dildo inside me balls and all

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just clicked a sausage link

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