Chloe Nicole 🎮

Just a kid who rushed to grow up and got hurt when I didn’t like it. US Soldier and proud to serve. 19.

[0xyc0d0n3]

Do people still interact with my profile?

[glitternose]

[wildlovemag]

[portionsofeternity]

Bram Stoker’s Dracula, First Edition, 1897 Published in Westminster by the Archibald Constable and Company

[thepersonalquotes]

[weavemama]

BY A WHAT

[artistil]

THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG TFFF JU

[1petulantpanda]

Give it a dime, apparently.

[1petulantpanda]

Had to go research this thing, and the answer to what to do if it stings you is scream.

from Wikipedia-

“One researcher described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations. In terms of scale, the wasp’s sting is rated near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index, second only to that of the bullet ant, and is described by Schmidt as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”.“

[momma-crow]

Soooooo…dissociate to escape or?

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

It’s laying eggs in you.

[prokopetz]

Let’s back up a second and fully appreciate that description.

The Schmidt sting pain index, a widely used classification system for the bites and stings of ants, bees and wasps, is literally the personal ranking system of a guy named Justin Schmidt, who goes around letting bugs sting him for science. Like, that’s this Thing as a scientist.

In one entry, he describes the sting of the common bee as “almost pleasant, [like] a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard.”

In another, the sting of the yellowjacket is described as “hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.“

So when the Schmidt sting pain index characterises the sting of the tarantula hawk as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”, well, now you know what your standard for comparison is!

[moonsofavalon]

this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt

[humorduke]

[recaption]

[worgens]

found half of the village huddled in a writhing mass, i walked into them and my inventory was instantly filled with bread

[worgens]

i will admit that this texture pack is an acquired taste.

[lychgate]

those are DEMONS

[purplebuddhaproject]

“Everybody has a chapter they don’t read out loud.”

— (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[clawmarks]

Natural history vol. 2 - British National Antarctic Expedition - 1907 - via Internet Archive

[purplebuddhaproject]

“I’m like that. Either I forget right away or I never forget.”

— Samuel Beckett (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[teenscoolest]

[frogsuggest]

friend of the day!

you’ve met handsome roundboy, now we introducing…. 

His Royal Flatness, mexican burrowing toad!

SO FLAT! i am swooning

a face of a king

perfect is he body

i trust him

I love him

beautiful smile of toad

he know you love him too!

in he come for a kiss!

thank you goodbye!!

[ayellowbirds]

toads are obligate carnivores, this is the face of an animal that has evolved to survive by consuming other living things. i love nature.

[dr-archeville]

#to be fair Rhinophrynus dorsalis is a highly distinctive species that took a massive evolutionary divergence   #it’s been said that a killer whale has more in common with a kangaroo than the Mexican burrowing toad has with any other living amphibian

Wow!

[micdotcom]

[purplebuddhaproject]

“Her face was sad and lovely with bright things in it, bright eyes and a bright passionate mouth, but there was an excitement in her voice that men who had cared for her found difficult to forget…”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[laughing-llama]

did everyone else read that in his voice

[purplebuddhaproject]

“I want you to know that it is not always easy to love me. That sometimes my chest is a field full of landmines, and where you went last night, you can’t go tomorrow. There is no manual, there is no road map, no help line you can call; my body does not come with instructions, and sometimes even I don’t know what to do with it. This cannot be easy. But still, you touch me anyway.”

—

Ivan E. Coyote

(via purplebuddhaquotes)