Ozymandias

a silly goober who builds on occasion | she/vi

[apolladay]

gizzheads: which extended mix from The Silver Cord is your favourite?

Theia - Extended Mix

The Silver Cord - Extended Mix

Set - Extended Mix

Chang'e - Extended Mix

Gilgamesh - Extended Mix

Swan Song - Extended Mix

Extinction - Extended Mix

haven't listened to the album

can't choose

never heard of this band/album

Voting ended onMar 19, 2024

[squelsh]

You reblogged a post from an artist who makes content of NSFW stuffed animals, just letting you know in case you didn't realize

anon i assure you that i knew i was looking at the having sex with stuffed animals art blog

[squelsh]

do not forget to send your favorite it/its girl to bed on this wonderful girlthing monday

[bobisnotaperson]

big.

[alwinfy]

i love topologists. you really live like this

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’ve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the “homosexual lifestyle” is “degenerate” and “irresponsible”. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.“

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. If you’re experiencing a time loop in which you’re repeating the month of June over and over, that’s totally intentional. We at Aperture Science felt that pride month was not long enough and so we created this loop to let employees experience as much pride as they feel like. To get out of this loop, simply use the pod labeled “Time Machine” in Shaft 6 and then either kill or save the baby on the other end depending on when in the loop you’re on. Don’t worry about the baby’s identity, he grows up to be an asshole.“

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here, happy to announce that our Rainbow Gel project was a massive success. We have developed distinct gels in every color of the rainbow pride flag. In fact, it was too much of a success, so we’ll be updating our pride flag accordingly to include 75 new colors corresponding to all of our new gels. Word of advice, though, don’t stare at the flag for too long, most of these colors haven’t been tested on human eyes yet.”

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here, Cave Johnson queer. Get used to it.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. Caroline just informed me that I am her “beard”. I checked, and I fail to see how I could possibly have grown out of her face. If anybody knows anything about human-to-facial hair transmogrification, please report to my office.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. Friendly reminder that Aperture employees living prior to the legalization of gay marriage are invited to use our Aperture Science Temporal Matrimony Pod in order to travel to the future with your same-sex partner and get married there. Employees from the future who wish to return to a time before gay people being able to marry are also welcome to use the pod and we’ll make sure to send you to an era well before gay marriage. I’m thinking maybe Late Cretacesous.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’m proud to announce that our plan to hire only female test subjects to prevent them from flirting with our female scientists has been a resounding failure.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’m afraid we’ll have to temporarily pause all experimentation with the Gender Affirmation Beam. The testing itself is going great, the beam is working. But we’re starting to run out of thigh high socks and khaki shorts.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johson here. Shafts 10 through 14 are currently under lockdown due to a meltdown in the Neopronoun Syntheizer. The transphobes up in DC might call that ‘a disaster in the making’ but I call it a win for diversity! That being said most of these pronouns are radioactive so do watch out.”

[charlesoberonn]

Cave Johnson here. If you feel a sudden sense of elation and contentness when putting on your new Aperture Science unisex uniform, that is not Gender Euphoria! That’s a hallucinogenic fungus taking over your brain. Take the uniform off immediately and throw it in the nearest incinerator.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I won’t tolerate any misgendering of the interdimensional invaders swarming the facility! Their pronouns are they/them and we’re ought to respect that. We’re also ought to shoot them on sight since they’re extremely hostile and bent on enslaving our planet.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. To all of my suitors and secret admirers: Thank you, honestly I’m flattered. Unfortunately for you, I don’t swing that way. Or any way. I only swing where the wrecking ball of science takes me. Usually into a brick wall.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’ve been thinking. We have gay pride, and we have gender envy. What other deadly sins can we incorporate? Maybe bisexual sloth? Lesbian wrath? I’ll talk to the lab boys about it.”

“Cave Johnson here. Update: The Lesbian Wrath project is postponed indefinitely. My condolences to the families of the deceased. Though let’s be honest, they probably had it coming.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. For the last time! “I’m reclaiming the slur” is not a valid excuse to shout out loud the killer androids’ activation codes! We picked that word for a reason.“

[meangirlnurse]

i woke up at 3:30 AM for no reason and i've never lived in the midwest but i'm considering making snickers salad because i saw a tumblr post about it

[meangirlnurse]

püdding

[meangirlnurse]

internet said add milk

[meangirlnurse]

whip cream

[meangirlnurse]

עפל

[meangirlnurse]

the dogs have woken up to stare blearily at me. they're not even begging for food they're just judging

[meangirlnurse]

thank you for your support 🫡

[meangirlnurse]

you know there’s actually something really satisfying about the meaty “thwap” sound of apple bits slapping against the apparently taut surface of some kind of unholy pudding/milk/whipt cream hybrid

[meangirlnurse]

oh kevin perjurer we’re in it now

[meangirlnurse]

critics are raving!

[meangirlnurse]

my ex was a goth influencer and once upon a time we went to salem massachusetts (of the salem witch trials) and she got recognized by multiple people off the street and like. in hindsight that's kind of charming? like yeah i guess this is the place where people would know goth microcelebrities. where else in the world. this isn't related to the snickers btw

[meangirlnurse]

@feraladoration tbh as soon as i saw the poll for which midwestern food was most disgusting i really thought snickers salad sounded kind of passable so i immediately shuffled off to target, zombie-like, in order to buy pudding and apples

this was like a couple weeks ago and ever since i've just been waiting to be activated like some kind of foreign food concoction sleeper agent

[meangirlnurse]

my cat thinks i'm making her breakfast and is now trying to climb my legs to get to the snickers salad

[meangirlnurse]

i’m not really sure what the snickers to apple ratio is supposed to be here i’m just following my heart

[meangirlnurse]

snickers salad sweep!!!!!!!!!!!!

[meangirlnurse]

update: whole bag

[meangirlnurse]

the unknowable cries of the human soul

[meangirlnurse]

[meangirlnurse]

for maximum comedic effect i just want you all to know that i haven't tried this at all while i work on it. i want it to be a surprise

[meangirlnurse]

update: poured myself a bowl, got distracted by making this post and put it down somewhere adn now i don't know where. dangerous game to play with multiple large dogs in the house

[meangirlnurse]

all right lads. its time

[meangirlnurse]

its bad

[squelsh]

[sgt-cookie-2]

Here's a free worldbuilding idea for you:

The reason that dwarven smitheries are so large isn't necessarily due to them being a more industrial people, but that because the smithery is also the community center! So, where are dwarven cities usually located? Deep underground, where it's cold and damp, necessitating a need for warmth. Now, I don't need to tell you that blacksmiths aren't just warm, they're stifling. But, they need to be in order to get the metal hot enough to be workable. As a result, this makes the dwarven smithery the warmest, dryest place around. Not to mention, the heat doesn't really have anywhere to go, in the sense that warm air isn't just going to float up into the atmosphere. Since the forge is going to need to consume vast amounts of fuel anyway, without necessarily being able to acquire more very easily, there isn't going to be much fuel to go around for other purposes. So, obviously Urist McBlacksmith's family would likely be with him in the smithery. The warmth is going to be there anyway, so it only makes sense. Over time, less immediate family members and friends would gather at the smithery, then friends of friends and so on and so forth. Of course, this gathering would mean that the smithery building needs expanding, some areas being adjusted to not be directly related to smithing, but for the comfort of the others. Eventually, this would inevitably evolve into larger and more communal areas. As the areas get larger, the smitheries themselves would also get larger. After all, not only does it make heating the larger area easier, one large smithery is going to be more fuel efficient than two smaller ones. To add onto this, the smitheries themselves would likely end up being seen as communal as well, something that anyone can simply wander up to and start using. As a result, in a dwarven community not being able to do at least basic blacksmithing would be akin to an IRL human not knowing how to cook, which would inevitably feed back into the cultural importance of smitheries.

[poundsofnothing]

I bet if you took a shit in one of those old timey red onesies with the ass flap it would be the best shit of your life

[deadryn]

dude

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[iamnotlanuk]

[cube-cumb3r]

what if miku was transmasc

[cube-cumb3r]

what if he wore a thomas jefferson binder. what then.

[lyrae-art]

Saw this post while half asleep n i dreamt of this

[lyrae-art]

Transmasc miku can have twintails!! He likes to switch up styles as a treat

[clovercrafted]

The Big Bridge Project: complete!!!

This single segment of the mega project took me approximately 20 hours to design, build and detail! This includes changing the roof colour halfway through the project, having 8 designs for the bridge itself and having to narrow it down AND building half a mountain over a giant cave just so the two peaks would line up perfectly!

This is my biggest build ever with each tower reaching to y 231 and the length of the bridge being close to 200 blocks.

I hope you all like it as much as I do, I’m crazy proud of this!

Tag list ☘️: @gronglegrowth @flyingfish1234 @absintheaftershock @wickarus @adairctedgibbgirl @tend-rmeat @dracolichbitch

(I’m sorry if tumblr doesn’t want to find your url ): )

[peeboysupreme]

[kirstensolumia]

First post! And my first post is some Empires SMP fanart!

I was inspired by old postcards and experimented a little to create this postcard for Sanctuary, the kingdom of Mythical Sausage. 

[hbmmaster]

an improv show that begins with asking the audience for one word prompts but as it progresses it becomes increasingly clear that they’re just testing the audience members on which parts of speech they know

[hbmmaster]

okay so for this first one I’m going to need someone to give me a noun! okay now how about an adjective? very good, okay now can someone give me an adverb? nice, now how about a preposition? can someone give me a conjunction? can anyone tell me a ditransitive verb? does anyone know any demonstrative pronouns? okay now how about an uncountable proper noun? great these are some great prompts now how about a past participle strong verb? nice, now let’s have a

[mortimermcmirestinks]

you can’t trick me, I know a fae when I see one

[azzandra]

You’ve already been tricked. Look around. You’re in a grammar class. This was never an improv show.