1-800-hotline-meme

*bo burnham voice* what the fuck is going on

[whimsicalfairytales]

some of the best comments on dan and phils video

[glittergradient]

“do you believe in soulmates?”

[suilesbian]

apparently no one was paying attention in middle school language arts when we learned what a fucking protagonist was

[thecourtshrieker]

[stupidpetface]

[solardrake]

type of animals in mud and Enjoying It Too

[plantkat]

[blaiddsboyfriend]

Who else #GoopedUp tonight!

[memewhore]

[tumbling-down-hills-and-stuff]

[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

[ectonurites]

i want you guys to GUESS what this anon says. because seeing this notification itself could not have prepared me for the full thing

[ectonurites]

all wonderful guesses!

but alas, no, it was:

[besthanddealt]

[yr-tiktok-mom]

When the joke goes too far and you end up a girl

[istandonsnowpiles]

Lmao thank you for this tag

[wereblossoms]

[andmaybegayer]

This is the opposite of egg, if you do this for a year and you're still cis, you are the cis-est person alive. He has his gender cum laude.

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

twinks are down 1.25%

[thetyrannosaur]

call that a bear market

[sovietsofficial]

I hate that that statement is actually correct.

[phageous]

Just gonna leave this here

[frogmoss1]

gay purple bitch

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

get it white boy

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[myeclecticdream09]

[thou-creature-of-the-deep]

[cubanpercy]

[what-a-catch-donkey-deactivated]

[lotrlocked]

[rinasaurusrex]

[andthosearesmalleragents]

[huffylemon]

[ladyzolstice]

[pseudomantis]

The concept behind screensavers is:

If you don't touch your computer for long enough, it will start showing you the most beautiful pictures and images, you've ever seen

[starling-the-whore]

screensavers are when the computer gets bored from doing nothing and starts to get sleepy. those are its dreams

[omghotmemes]

Happy 80th

[watchthirdlife]

wow i didn’t know they got married congrats

[frankaiden-deactivated20250908]

love wins

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

Hate the glorification of toxic relationships on this fucking site

[sk-1522]