nerf this

hai guyz!!! dis my blog lolol

[woosh-floosh-art]

[fata-vocant]

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

[thestenchofcheeseandregrets]

the one... dear squire

[keroa]

Believe.... When I say... I've got the black plague

[moshpitgirlfriend]

[amazoogle]

every time she shoots me i fall deeper in love

[pjackk]

Whats up tunblr basically i just wrote this book with tons of dope fan fiction trope buzz woeds and gay characters fucking & sucking each other the entire book U will like it automaticaly i think since it has those blaze ths shit imediately🔥🔥🔥

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

pjack punched my dog in the head and it died

[pjackk]

Any last words before i berry its dead ass underground

[muttsys-deactivated20260425]

Theres something deepy wrong with me but it dodent matter. It dodentWait. The dodent🐁 holy shittttt 🐁🐁

[animepopheart]

★ 【月光光】 「 👯‍♀️ 」 ✔ republished w/permission ☆ follow btt’s fanart twitch stream!

[omtai]

When you are brutally losing at chess implore your opponent to look inwards its called the little pony gambit

[pastel-prouvaire-deactivated201]

PSA: tumblr user littlefuckinmonster is stealing human bones from cemeteries in Louisiana. Please don’t let them get away with this and spread the word/signal boost!

[wdapteo]

this post is officially a decade old now

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

CHARACTER ADDED!

BONUS!!! BIOSPHERE PERMANENTLY ALTERED!

Bone-Stealing Witch

No, like, actual graverobbing. From a historical cemetery in New Orleans. Got arrested and everything.

[diamondformm]

[righthandarm-man]

[byjove]

Donald Trump tossing and turning in his sleep whimpering “obamna…”

[miffski]

[dogpuppy]

[rexalogy]

[emiett]

Taking the DIES key to the OMEN room

[theabigailthorn]

britain

[littlealunatic]

Me and my gf were celebrating our 5th anniversary at a nice restaurant in LA and these two women were very loudly arguing about being vampires on the table next to us, one of them started moaning and everything, pretty horrible experience overall

[disgustinggf]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tweet from clare (@/ sadderLizards) reading: i'm sorry i bit you please don't return me to the shelter /End ID]

[theunfairfolk]

the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

[jockohomomorphism]

[dogin8]

[sedoretu]

wore a cowboy costume to the gay bar and went home with a guy dressed as a gladiator and it was really fun but the whole time i couldnt stop thinking about how we looked like those two queens from night at the museum