Look alive sunshine

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good

[1-for-the-books]

What the FUCK is happening in your display pic?

Enough of the questions what is this ask FM ffs

[1-for-the-books]

Bewwwwww bew bew bewwwwww bew bew bewwwwwww *carley Rae Jason saxaphone*

Who's he

[1-for-the-books]

This blog gave me a urinary tract infection

Go to your doctor instead of complaining on here, idiot

[1-for-the-books]

I got fucked last night and now my hole is so messed up its like there's a chamber where my fart sits before I can officially push it out.

Get a grip on reality

[1-for-the-books]

Modern diarrah

My favorite

[1-for-the-books]

What the FUCK is happening in your dp

Wouldn't you like to know

[1-for-the-books]

Ellen is brought to tears

Good

[woosh-floosh]

I sure hope this uploads

[calamitysong]

i miss being able to take the battery of my phone out and just hold it

[calamitysong]

is it too much to ask? to be able to hold my phone’s heart in my hand again?

[barin-mclegg]

im going to do this right now to spite you motherfucker

[barin-mclegg]

Wait I’ve never actually done it with this phone how do I get the back off

[barin-mclegg]

I hate this

[calamitysong]

sad isn't it

[ori-dani-deactivated20210421]

my brain, refusing to focus: hm… this paragraph… i do not vibe with it

me, crying: please… please just fucking process the words on the paper

my brain, acting like a dramatic bitch: it’s vibes are wrong. i cannot read it.

[maisonderriere]

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

[maneth985]

Harrison looks horrified but Ryan looks like

[bad1dimagines]

who the fuck is richard

[versacethotty]

nixon

[fiddauthor]

list of hilarious debunked theories from the early days of the gravity falls fandom:

dipper’s name is piedmont bc it says that on his luggage (it’s the twins’ hometown in california lmao)

dipper’s real name is maple

MABEL’S SECRET CLONE LEBAM

gideon and bud are vampires

robbie is a zombie

evil dipper

the author is dipper from the future

gompers the goat is bill/a spy for bill

fiddleford is the author (THANKS FOR SHIT ALEX i’m forever spiteful)

the royal order of the holy mackerel having any plot signifigance

TAD STRANGE

grunkle 4 grandpa

soos is bigfoot

gravity falls being directly connected to rick and morty somehow just because of that one easter egg they did

mabel is the shooting star AND the llama at the same time

robbie’s clone

honorable mention: ppl mixing up stan and ford’s names before the identity theft reveal, leaving hundreds of fanworks to awkwardly rot

[deejay]

This made my day.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[violaslayvis]

[pixelatedfarmhouse-archive]

[itshardtoactnormal-blog]

I can’t believe people are mad about a 16-year-old girl wanting the earth to get better

[bisquid]

Also -

What is she supposed to do, motherfucker? Teleport?? Spontaneously develop the ability to fly unaided?

Not to mention the fact that THERE IS NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION UNDER CAPITALISM

It doesn’t matter how committed you are to fixing the climate you still have to fuckin eat

[bungleboobs]

Corporations do more harm in one hour than any singular human could do in their whole life.

[holisticfansstuff]

[abpoli]

[ignescent]

Reblogging for that last line “Participating in the world as it is does not disqualify you from trying to improve it.”