i know germany will never been seen as underdogs but what people need to know is our two managers are both younger than some players with one of them being a notorious bad boy, half of our key players used to play lower or second bundesliga two years ago, our defense is so bad that the only way we can defend a lead is to score more goals, our best player put plain potatoes at first place during a blind foot ranking, our manager changes players based on vibes alone and the whole team is a scrappy bunch of idiots who make instagram videos that look like they are on a school trip.























