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He/They, Hivemind of 1000 deer, 196 refugee

[memewhore]

[thenationalyrics]

Reclining Nude (1935), Zinaida Serebriakova / Fake Empire (2007), The National

[animentality]

[mother-jackalope]

@official-boob-posts

[official-boob-posts]

maybe I’m so anxious to get a proper sizing because this is how I’m imagining it going

[metalbatteryzone]

z

[polarity-disturbed]

Could you imagine making your own movie, making like 20 million dollars, and then going “awesome, now to install a DVD duplicating machine in my house and personally burn copies by hand like a medieval monk preserving sacred texts”

Like I need people to understand the mental image here of a multimillionaire internet creator personally overseeing DVD production in his own house like he’s running an underground bootleg operation out of a basement in 2007.

It’s weirdly charming because there’s something very “old internet” about it, this energy of “I made a thing, and now I will physically hand it to people myself like an artisan at a craft fair.”

The man really said: “The future of cinema is me standing next to a humming disc burner at 2am”

And like... I can't help but believe he's onto something

[mynorthernattitude]

the hottest part of sex is when i take off my glasses and put them in a safe place

[enki2]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

i saw you trying to say hello to the ungreetable

[fragile-things-archive]

did you sleep well tonight? (I love you) we should do this one day (I love you) did you eat? (I love you) I brought you this because it's your favorite (I love you) have you taken your vitamins? (I love you) I made this for you (I love you) did you get home safe? (I love you) I made you some tea (I love you) how's the project that you're working on? (I love you) don't forget your umbrella (I love you) take my scarf (I love you) I'll wait with you (I love you) I'll wait for you (I love you) (I love you) (I love you)

[that-house]

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

[that-house]

We never have to go back

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They need to invent a type of exercise that doesn't absolutely fucking suck to do.

[teaboot]

As someone who hates exercise and has terrible proprioception these are the only physical activities I've been able to make myself stick to, so here are my recommendations

Swimming. Throw yourself in some water and don't die in it

Martial arts. Throw yourself into combat and don't die in it

Take exactly enough change for one bus trip and get on the bus. Get out a few miles away. Either you get home eventually or you don't

The thing about all of these is that they still suck to do but once you initiate it you can't cop out

[1000deer]

PUSSY SO BAD THE BUSH DID 9/11

[pitchburgh]

saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"

nature is healing

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[charlataninred]

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

[mino2aur]

no weed for me thanks i just want to cough loud as fuck with you

[mrsterlingeverything]