Possum Warehouse

Incoherent ramblings of a madwoman, interspersed with the profane and the bizarre. | Quiet attention whore | Satanist because it’s funny | Spooky transfem disaster bisexual

[magicratfingers]

some of u will love this

[flareonfloof]

i should call her

[were--ralph]

what if werewolves were real but they were all heterosexual

what if you didnt send me hate mail

[questfortori]

Nintendo Power issue 113 (October 1998)

[questfortori]

To everyone saying it’s not real:

[bogleech]

This post is how I've learned that the sexual meaning of "spit roast" has now become more well known than the literal meaning of roasting something on a spit, and the slangy way of using it to describe an ass kicking or a humiliating defeat is completely forgotten

[lmaonade]

this is so damn funny

[mattawhiteley]

#Flintstones #meme

[fred-flintstone-of-bedrock]

#Flintstones #meme

[knowyournewmeme]

Ya Ba do!

[yonomna-deactivated20170207]

Not what he says

[fred-flintstone-of-bedrock]

Ya Ba do!

[animatejournal]

Lupin III Part 2 | Creator: Monkey Punch | Studio: TMS | Japan, 1977-1980  

[pastebun]

important addition

[paramar]

The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)

Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)

wdhmbt’s tumblr post (undated)

[mesopelagos]

there are at least three houses in new orleans

[solarsyrup]

[garset-grocery]

Do I look like I know what a sergal is? I just want a picture of a god-dang knot!

[shamebats]

The (European) sun is a deadly laser, stay safe everyone

[unfuckablebogtroll]

☝️🤓 it’s because the further you move toward the earth’s poles, the lower the angle of the sun is at the hottest parts of the day, meaning the radiation hits your whole body, causing it to feel 10-20 degrees warmer than the thermometer reading will tell you. People from tropical climes, aka close to the equator, are used to the sun’s radiation hitting a much smaller target- their head and shoulders.

Also the further you move toward the poles the more pronounced the difference between the length of day and night is. Worst part of a far-north (or south) heatwave is it doesn’t get dark long enough for meaningful cooling.

It’s not the heat. It very literally is the sun.

[drumlincountry]

Laios heaven is Marcille hell it.s a very efficient system

[drumlincountry]

marcille iis in a survival horror story

Chilchuck is in The Office

Senshi is in Stardew Valley

And Laios is in. Well he's in dungeon meshi.

[swan2swan]

What's Falin in?

[bloodyshadow1]

the dragon

[7777777awawawa7777777]

sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

[m1dori-eyes]

The Masc of Amontillado

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[cryptotheism]

if you were gonna completely reimagine wizards, what implement would you replace staves and sticks with?

Play station 2 controller

[noelle-ism]

Playstation 4 controller would be better because it's wireless and has gyro functions for rotating Wizard Things (i dont do wizard stuff)

[cryptotheism]

What's interesting is that the gyro controls represent the four watchtower spirits (north south east west) along with the spiritual dimension (outer, inner). Pitch, Yaw, and Roll represent Jachim, Boaz, and the Da'ath-Tifareth path respectively.

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

i got free wif i on my flgiht it is CRAZY up here yall. im gona drink ssoooumuch alcohol whne i gt home.

careful there icarus, the plane booze is stronger than the low-altitude stuff 💜

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

you're fucked 💜

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

irrevocably fucked 💜

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[nodding sagely]

[j3ffr3y-da-killer]

Outfit for going Jeff the killing

[kink-tomato]

This zine, and I cannot over emphasize how funny this is, is for Anne Rice’s Interview with the Vampire

[getvalentined]

These people blocked me on both Twitter and Tumblr, and then someone used a burner account to go off on me on Twitter. This person insisted that I was singlehandedly responsible for the project falling.

I made one comment, and it was this:

No clue how my single comment did this. But okay.

[undeadhousewife]

[pavizi]

adult ralsei built like toriel. you agree