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Helmeppo wishes he could look as cool as Loki with that eye covering 😔

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You guys may also be consuming One Piece media, but I do it in a far worse and incomprehensive way. Like, I be watching a scene in the anime and am like, woah, did it happen like the at in the manga?? And the answer is always yes 😔.

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I feel like we really need a Dadan back story. Like, you're gonna put her in the story watching Ace, Sabo, and Luffy, but not give any details???

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Even though we know Nami loves money, she is the type that would spend hundreds on a concert ticket.

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Luffy's the type of guy to learn a new language by speaking it, but never be able to read or write it.

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I fully believe that someone would be able to convince Luffy that all birds can just turn into humans like Marco.

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One Piece but every time they say Mugiwara, it speeds up x.5 speed.

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Luffy would buy the stress balls shaped like food thinking they were gummy candies

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Usopp and Franky give redbulls addict vibes.

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Throwback to that time I wrote an 8 page backstory for my D&D character. Which was just a grung's path to becoming the Kool Aid Man.

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Nami would show a Subway Surfers video when talking to like Luffy, Zoro, or Sanji to keep their attention and then charge them for data fees afterwards even tho she has the unlimited data plan.

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Zoro is the type of person who would get mad his face id didn't work because the camera was covered.

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Luffy is the type of person to race cars on a bicycle (and win).

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Okay, I know we've all mentioned it, but like, where did Garp find the audacity to drop not one but TWO kids off with Dadan. Like, yeah, their bandits and not good parental influence for kids but even more important. HOW DOES HE KNOW HER?? WHEN DID HE DECIDE THIS WAS OKAY?? Do you think he asked anyone who might be a good babysitter??

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I need a podcast that is just tidbits of conversations that happen on the different pirate ships in One Piece.

Like do you know what I'd give to hear something like,,

Thatch: "Ace, what do you mean the bird is in the crow's nest, I told you to stop using morse code when we were setting up pranks...

Ace?

OH F**K THAT WASN'T MORSE CODE" *muffled and indistinct screaming*

Like, for real y'all, I wish this was a thing.

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Why does Luffy seem like the kind of person who would eat anything but also not eat over hard eggs. Loke, scrambled are probably his favorite and I'm sure he'd eat over easy, sunny side up, even basted, but i feel like he just wouldn't eat over hard eggs.

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Zoro and Sanji would play impractical pranks on one another that would only be detrimental to themselves.

I feel like Sanji, for example, would rig the cabinet with the alcohol in it for something to fall on Zoro when he opens it, but Zoro doesn't get into it. Then he goes to cook smth with alcohol and it all just falls on him and he gets mad at Zoro for it.

Or Zoro would like put extra weights in Sanji's shoes and instead of it doing anything to Sanji, it would just cause more damage to Zoro when he inevitably gets kicked.