Untitled: ha, just like my life

[dankmemeuniversity]

[soldierwinters]

Spider-man: Into the Spiderverse (2018)

[afairfight]

Hasan Minhaj feat. “Okay, but Tan, I’ll look like _____” +

[sandandglass]

[wallflawerr]

This is the cutest thing I’ve seen ever

[onlyleigh]

He totally thought wednesday could lift him i’m dead

[ladyofthestrange]

Honestly she probably could have.

[audreyii-fic]

The Addamses may well be the healthiest, most functional family unit to ever grace the small screen.

[martymartinloki]

I think I’ve told this story before, but I read an article a long time ago that they asked children who watched this show why they loved it.  They expected answers to be about how they like the weird, slightly creepy stuff.  But no, most of the kids answered that it was because the Mommy and Daddy loved each other so much.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[approximately12screamingcats]

me, the magic-less assassin rogue in a party of a paladin, ranger, cleric, and druid, when the dm asks people to check for magic: 

[fiti-vation]

[goingbadly]

LMAO CAN YOU FUCKING IMAGINE HAVING THE MONEY TO EAT LIKE THIS THO

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

The average price for chicken breast is around $3.20/lb

One pound of rice is maybe a dollar

Fresh broccoli is typically 2 bucks per pound

You can buy a 5-pound bag of russet potatoes for 3 dollars (about 60 cents/lb)

12 count eggs are around a dollar

You’re looking at maybe $10 without tax for more than one lunch meal, you could probably get at least 3 meals out of the list above (about $3.33 for each meal). That’s far from expensive.

[indyart]

Meat is the most expensive part of these meals and can be exchanged for cheaper meats.

[libertybill]

[firebirdeternal]

Things that you also need to make all of these things:

Reliable access to a stocked kitchen full of utensils.

Reliable access to refrigeration.

The ability to buy fresh groceries every week. (Please google “Food Deserts”)

Either cooking skills or the necessary extra wiggle room in your budget to Experiment with all these recipes until you can cook them reliably.

Several extra hours a week for batch meal prep and dishes. 

You are Absolutely Right that it’s cheaper in the long run to do these things. Just like it’s cheaper to buy Nice New Boots instead of crappy ones that wear out. Just like it’s way less expensive in the long run to do preventative maintenance on your car than to just Hope it doesn’t break down when you need it. 

I’ll you’re in a position to make these kinds of decisions in your life, that’s good for you. Offering tips and suggestions on ways other people can do them too is fine. Calling people lazy for not doing it is a huge, sweeping generalization about people whose lifestyles and circumstances you know nothing about, and it’s super presumptive and rude. 

[crystals-to-dust]

This also ties in to obesity. One thing people don’t realize about the South and the poor in general is that we have to eat more filling foods. If we do make meals then those meals are going to get us full and stick to our bones. Cheaper meats, starches, canned veggies, grits (the ultimate filler upper), etc are what we have access to. Eating healthy is not just a lifestyle, it’s a luxury. The well off can afford to skim down their diets because they have that safety net of stability. The poor and even the just the bottom lined middle class? There’s just the tightrope.

Btw, “organic” is nothing more than another expensive label. All the fruits and veggies come from the same place, onto the same truck and to the same factory where they’re separated. There’s nothing extra meta about the organic shit out there other than that it’s exploiting the well off. Something to keep in mind when you’re also trying to budget healthy food.

We may not live in the wild anymore but this is still a game of survival.

[deadpresidents]

It’s also worth noting that nobody in their 90s will ever master Twitter better than John Dingell

[memescomedy]

[alienshepard]

trained video game designers who get paid thousands of dollars for making video game: some things are way too difficult to create with this engine, you have to understand that we are very limited in our possibilities for this game

modders with a pirated version of photoshop who work full jobs outside the video game industry: hey guys I made 100 hairstyles and re-textures of 750 outfits during my lunch time. Also this female character now has proper armor and can be romanced by a female protag. I was kinda busy last night but here are 20 new complexions you can download for free

[gunaerystargarygun]

also modders: hey guys! i created an unofficial bug patch that fixed 185930 places where the game could/does crash, cuts loading time in half and restores broken dialogue and new choices to allow better avenues of conversation! please just endorse and give me feedback :)

[blind3dbylight]

you can say Bethesda. it’s okay. todd can’t hurt you here.

[elimosinary-deactivated20220330]

Are you sure @c0urier-six ?

[blind3dbylight]

You have no power here, Howard.

[theamazingsallyhogan]

[boringangel]

olivia de recat for the new yorker

[dontbeanassbutt]

do you ever think about the impact “this bitch empty” girl?? Like she created a whole new verb that has a very specific meaning but pretty much all millennial and gen zs understand it. do you think she knows the scale of what she’s done??? because honestly what a legend

[brattylikestoeat]

These look like the best cheese sticks ever.

[hypoghetticals]

[paprikanoir-deactivated20190515]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

absolute LEG.END

[catchymemes]

[mmothmanners]

I got to introduce two of my all time favourite homebrew NPCs I’ve created for a mini arc in Curse of Strahd. Meet the demonic twins – Gem & Ini. Their real names are a bit hard to comprehend tho so they stick to those instead.

[ingridbergman]