miles to go

[oknope]

quotes of the day to motivate me: “work until your bank account looks like a phone number" 

[lexlifts]

$9.11

[ooh-sluggie]

$0.00 

(australian 911)

[jortsfan]

“merry christmas here’s your gift” um it’s pronounced jift

[edwad]

i can’t believe the entire siberian orchestra is trans

[lyjerria]

Be picky about vibes. Be picky about the energy you surround yourself with. You owe yourself that much

[memewhore]

[vintagelasvegas]

Las Vegas Strip, May 1989. In the background: a facade of mirrors being constructed on the Riviera, which remained until the casino’s closing in 2015. Photo by Roland.

[subtubitles]

[astroho]

me? a jealous hoe? absolutely.

[johnnythehorsepart2]

[battlingblogger]

My mom is savage

[su-sketches]

when you open a new tab and can’t remember why

[twilightprincipessa]

when you close it and then remember why you opened it

[illinicoise]

when your son tricks you into driving him to a PowerLine Concert instead of a fishing trip

[dutchstore]

Australian cover of Hello 😂 by The LAD Bible

[mechromancer-danascully]

i will delete the entire internet

[slave2beauty]

[falastinianhabibti-deactivated2]

@ underage girls: if a grown man starts flirting with you or making you sweet compliments based on how you look like or how ‘grown up’ you look like, start running as fast as you can and don’t look back

[alienmeg-blog]

*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

[mefjus]

[5oil]