shitpost blog from hell

I like weed and memes and Italian food

[traitor]

so i just met a vegan. how do i know they were a vegan u ask? they told me that before they told me their name

[grumpquoteoftheday]

[despazito]

[andyouwillneverleave]

apparently computers do dream of electric sheep

[ohyeah]

[frogsuggest]

friend of the day! meet handsom roundboy desert rain frog!

he lick!

he yell!

he round!

he grump!

he squish!

he run!

gone!

goodbye!!!!

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

And I’ll love him forever

[gitblog-monster]

How can you talk about this friend without letting people know what he sounds like?

[koi-no-megalover]

[cocaptainamerica]

nice try bing

[binches-deactivated20220521]

scroogled

[wonghaus]

Anti-Gravity Phone Cases lets you stick your phone on any smooth surface. You can pre-order yours for $15.

[asian]

something get this for me for my bday I’ll name my first born after you

[azaleatown]

Stick my phone on my ass, thats a booty call

[cloudfreed]

now your phone can give the succ

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

[art-of-swords-deactivated201705]

Twin Dao Swords

Dated: circa 18th century

Culture: Chinese

Medium: steel, copper, silk, wood, leather

Source: Copyright © 2016 Historical Arms & Armor

[methhomework]

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever 

[mayothompson]

Fuck a math

I don’t need to know anything beyond counting to 2 (maximum number of nipples and dollars i will ever have)

[commelavague-deactivated2016022]

when did “lmao” become shorthand or w/e for “i’m fucking suffering”

[jethroq]

lamenting my anguish online

[senseitive]

me: im just worried i wont find someone that loves me for me. i dont want to settle u know?

uber driver: we’re here

[i-punk-rock]

Moose Blood - I’ll Keep You In Mind, From Time To Time

[nrrdr8z-deactivated20231126]